![](http://candykirby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/brangelinaclintcandy-cannes.jpg "Candy, Clint Eastwood, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt at Cannes Premiere of \")
Don’t you judge me! I’m tired of sitting here in my cat hair-covered sweats, eating string cheese, while watching all these folks attend glamorous Cannes premieres and ravage open bars.
Besides, it’s not creepy… right? Oh, wait — there’s a man here who wants me to give me a sweet-looking jacket. How generous! Looks just like the one Jack wore in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. I’ll be right back…
![](http://candykirby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/brangelina-changelingcannes.jpg "Brangelina at the Cannes Premiere of \")
![](http://candykirby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/sharonstone-changeling.jpg "Sharon Stone at the Cannes Premiere of \")
I like your dress better than AJ’s
May 20th, 2008 at 12:58 pmi agree with stell. looks like angie’s wearing a tent.
May 20th, 2008 at 1:46 pmYeah, these fucking Kaftan, Burka tent dresses and shit she wears.
Ad nauseum.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pmDress is a great fit, Candy. Beautiful. I hope you had a great time!
May 20th, 2008 at 3:13 pmThanks, I did! Clint had us in stitches with his Rachael Ray impression and Angelina let us do lemon drop shots off her belly! Good times.
May 20th, 2008 at 4:11 pmself congratulatory lot.
May 20th, 2008 at 4:47 pmCandy’s even got the requisite Hollywood lollypop look going on.
Its Sharon Stone who has me agog - how fucking young does she look? 35 at most…
May 20th, 2008 at 5:33 pmAngelina is a thoughtless bitch. Cyclone survivors in Burma need tents right now and she’s hoarding a ton of them in her wardrobe. Give them up Angie!
May 20th, 2008 at 11:14 pmYou got the Nancy Regan goin on!!!
May 21st, 2008 at 4:03 am*big head/small bod*
String cheese and cat hair, I thought I was the only one.
Holy bed sheet, Batman!
May 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pmYour head still doesn’t look as big as Clint’s, sorry.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:34 am