May
20
2008

Package Grab Alert: Jude Law & Kimberly Stewart

Filed Under: Canoodle Alert

PACKAGE GRAB PARTICIPANTS: Jude Law and Kimberly Stewart

WHERE: 195 Nightclub in Epping, Essex

WHEN: Saturday, May 17, 2008

WHAT: Major “snogging”; definite crotch grabbage.

WHY: Ask their friend, Jose Cuervo.

This has been an important public service announcement from Candy’s Package Grabbing Bureau.

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  1. HGL says:

    Is it just me or does the pic on
    the right look like these 2 have
    an odd # of hands??

  2. martini lover says:

    yeah, kimberly has freaky monster hands or something.

  3. anne says:

    “Abandon all hope,” Mr. Law … as have your remaining (unreasonably optimistic?) fans: That’s it. All you’ll get is a shrug from now on.

  4. aine says:

    i kinda like her hand wrapped squid tentacle like around his head.
    its like she’s trying to suck out his organs or something.

  5. Dr. L. says:

    It DOES remind one of squid tentacles, Aine!

  6. Puppet says:

    I just vurped. Thanks a lot. ;)

  7. Candy says:

    Kimberly Squidwart.

  8. Demon Kitty says:

    Kimberly Stewart must be sooo good in bed. You can get a tonsilectomy and have your gonads strangled at the same time.

  9. frewt says:

    Jude is such a slag. He’s still freakin gorgeous though.

    Saviour it Squidwart (hehehe)

  10. Fillup says:

    Kimberly turns me on soo much.

  11. leoNY says:

    Was it Jude that was rude? Small pkg. anyway I heard.

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