PACKAGE GRAB PARTICIPANTS: Jude Law and Kimberly Stewart
WHERE: 195 Nightclub in Epping, Essex
WHEN: Saturday, May 17, 2008
WHAT: Major “snogging”; definite crotch grabbage.
WHY: Ask their friend, Jose Cuervo.
This has been an important public service announcement from Candy’s Package Grabbing Bureau.
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Is it just me or does the pic on
May 20th, 2008 at 10:37 amthe right look like these 2 have
an odd # of hands??
yeah, kimberly has freaky monster hands or something.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:45 am“Abandon all hope,” Mr. Law … as have your remaining (unreasonably optimistic?) fans: That’s it. All you’ll get is a shrug from now on.
May 20th, 2008 at 10:58 ami kinda like her hand wrapped squid tentacle like around his head.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:21 amits like she’s trying to suck out his organs or something.
It DOES remind one of squid tentacles, Aine!
May 20th, 2008 at 11:54 amI just vurped. Thanks a lot.
May 20th, 2008 at 12:05 pmKimberly Squidwart.
May 20th, 2008 at 12:07 pmKimberly Stewart must be sooo good in bed. You can get a tonsilectomy and have your gonads strangled at the same time.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:26 pmJude is such a slag. He’s still freakin gorgeous though.
Saviour it Squidwart (hehehe)
May 20th, 2008 at 5:46 pmKimberly turns me on soo much.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:54 amWas it Jude that was rude? Small pkg. anyway I heard.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:37 am