Goldie Hawn celebrates Hump Day by making out with a man… who’s NOT Kurt Russell. Naughty, naughty! [Lainey]
Fergie demonstrates the fine art of breaking in leather pants. [Ayyyy!]
Paris Hilton schedules a 2009 baby. Well, if those plans are anything like her post-prison charity plans, I don’t think we have anything to worry about. [Gabby]
Kristin Davis is a recovering alcoholic (!), has to return many free cosmos. Um… send them my way, Kristin! I’m not recovering yet. [POTP]
If Reese Witherspoon has “the worst beach body,” just shoot me now. [popbytes]
McSteamy gets buzzed — and not in the good way. [Seriously? OMG!]
Fergie also plays safe since you can’t see a wet patch while wearing said leather pants.
If Paris Hilton starts breeding, I’m going on permanent hiatus in a cave…
May 21st, 2008 at 7:18 pmI’d really like to see the ‘beach bodies’ of the ass-hats who write those articles.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:38 pmHere’s the editor-in-chief, jewed:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/05/editorletter.jpg
I think that says it all.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pmThis Goldie thing: quite sad if true, since she and Kurt are one of very few Hollywood couples who seem to have chosen their path and adhered to it over many years.
Another Hollywood disappointment (not that we should be surprised, but, still…some of us cling to stupid romantic notions).
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:47 pmFergie should be careful doing those acrobatics with her weak-bladder. She could easily end up like this gymnast:
http://photos1.blogger.com/photoInclude/blogger/6717/2951/1600/leakygym.jpg
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 pmThe word “kills” written across Britney’s bikini bottom did not go unnoticed.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:18 am