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"The best humor columnist living in her house!"
--Fabricated News Weekly
"As funny as Jane Eyre!"
--National Life & People Enquirer of the World
"What year is it again?"
--Larry King, CNN


Ha! You know the only thing Spitzer is getting these days is his hand.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:10 pmNice! I’ve always gotten it, and gotten it by myself, Candy. I’ll give myself a hand.
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 amyeah, more candy tv!
“usually in the bathroom”…. hilarious.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 amBAhhhhhhhhh!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:25 amAunt J just snorted her pancakes again!
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 pmFabulous, Candy.
What we need is a new action hero to go along with the PSA.
I know: The Sperminator!
(O.K., it was too easy.)
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:38 pmAre you jerkin’ us around or is this real?
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 am