After the first two issues of Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly flew off the newsstands, publishers (Gallery of the Absurd and CandyKirby.com) decided to create a special UK edition of the glossy mag — especially given the wealth of material recently provided by fun-loving Brits Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Lily Allen and Jude Law.
As you may remember, Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly explores the saturated world of celebrity substance abuse and other fun topics. Regular features include “Mug Shot Makeovers,” “Jailbirds: Just Like Us!,” “DUI Fashion Police” and “Who Snorted It Best?” as well as interviews with Jack Daniels fans such as Tara Reid, Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson.
Bonus exclusive: Pete Doherty’s crack cat, Dinger, imparts his hard-earned wisdom to readers! Be sure to read his insightful advice column, “Dear Dinger,” after the jump.
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That picture of Pete and Amy is so full of contagion I can’t bear to look. Somebody, pour some 10% bleach on that shit.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:45 pmYeeck. Nasty and contagious.
OY!
May 21st, 2008 at 3:24 pmYou two chicks need to do the mag covers MORE often.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:05 pmhehehe looks like a good read but 6.99’s a bit steep eh? For that I’d want a special sealed section and a quiz.
May 21st, 2008 at 5:53 pmLoves ya work, but i do think you are cheating by having Pete in two pics on the front page. Surely Jordan and Kerry Catona are still getting messily maggotted on a regular basis? Also, didn’t Trudi Styler and Gwenny have to get carried out of Madonna’s shindig the other night?
May 21st, 2008 at 6:20 pmOMG Candy!! that big pic of Pete is scary!
I feel sorry/disgusted/scared of him
May 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pmIndian, Please! just threw up in his mouth (and swallowed it).
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:29 amewwww Indian, Please!
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 pmThis is how the Black Plague started years ago.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 am