“Fantasy? More like a nightmare… I asked for TAHITIAN pearls, dammit!”
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Poor dog.
Jessica is one of those girls who thinks she’s so hot, but everybody’s laughing at her.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:44 amhemingway steals the show.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:54 amGod, that wedding just looks so…douchey.
May 21st, 2008 at 11:16 amwell, scamps, the people getting married are very douchey.
there is just no other way to describe them.
May 21st, 2008 at 3:01 pmBitch stole my baby. GIVE IT BACK!
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:29 amHemmingway looks like the sort of passive-aggressive dog that poos in Papa Joe’s shoes and vomits up viscous slobber mixed with grass all over the wedding reception. I hope I’m right!
May 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 amAt least the dog will get to watch free porn on the honeymoon
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:25 am