My god, where did she lose it? Under the sofa cushions? In the back of her closet? Under her usual 10 lbs. of make-up…?
Well, now that she’s no longer body-less (phew!), Xtina tells Us Magazine of her frequently-on-display cleavage:
It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’ And when I tell him, he’s just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory’s sake!”
Awww. There are many photo albums in the Aguilera-Bratman household that carry sentimental value:
“Baby’s First Month (January 2008)”
“Mommy’s First Training Bra (2005)”
“Mommy’s First D-Cup (Later in 2005)”
“Mommy’s First E-Cup (2008)”
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that’s exactly right candy. xtina didn’t get those boobs from baby alone. please.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:34 amOh boy - would hate to see those stretched out in about a year. But, a quick trip back to Dr. Hollywood, and she’ll be good as new again and as natural looking as she’s ever been…
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 amPhotoshop…that’s how.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 amJust such a sweet story, I
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 amcan see her in her 1st playgroup.
While all the other mothers are
showing off their offspring Christina will be showing them
her E cup bra.
Forget the boobs; those come with baby. Why is no one commenting on the lack of plastered makeup and red lips? Her face actually looks great here.
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 pmAunt J thinks the boobs came with doctor, not so much with baby.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 pmE Cup Blues: the title of the next album.
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:35 pmIndian, Please! just creamed his jeans.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 pmI know how Xtina got her body back so quickly. . . extra heavy duty Spanx!
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 pmExcuse me did you say “TEA CUP”? We are talking about Xtina right?
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 am