May
22
2008

How Christina Aguilera Got Her Body Back!

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My god, where did she lose it? Under the sofa cushions? In the back of her closet? Under her usual 10 lbs. of make-up…?

Well, now that she’s no longer body-less (phew!), Xtina tells Us Magazine of her frequently-on-display cleavage:

It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’ And when I tell him, he’s just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory’s sake!”

Awww. There are many photo albums in the Aguilera-Bratman household that carry sentimental value:

“Baby’s First Month (January 2008)”

“Mommy’s First Training Bra (2005)”

“Mommy’s First D-Cup (Later in 2005)”

“Mommy’s First E-Cup (2008)”

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  1. martini lover says:

    that’s exactly right candy. xtina didn’t get those boobs from baby alone. please.

  2. Oh boy - would hate to see those stretched out in about a year. But, a quick trip back to Dr. Hollywood, and she’ll be good as new again and as natural looking as she’s ever been…

  3. Puppet says:

    Photoshop…that’s how.

  4. Domestic Goddess says:

    Just such a sweet story, I
    can see her in her 1st playgroup.
    While all the other mothers are
    showing off their offspring Christina will be showing them
    her E cup bra.

  5. Juju says:

    Forget the boobs; those come with baby. Why is no one commenting on the lack of plastered makeup and red lips? Her face actually looks great here.

  6. Aunt J says:

    Aunt J thinks the boobs came with doctor, not so much with baby.

  7. librarian kathleen says:

    E Cup Blues: the title of the next album.

  8. Indian, Please! says:

    Indian, Please! just creamed his jeans.

  9. Moonlight Dancer says:

    I know how Xtina got her body back so quickly. . . extra heavy duty Spanx!

  10. leoNY says:

    Excuse me did you say “TEA CUP”? We are talking about Xtina right?

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