May
22
2008

The Natalie Portman Factor

Filed Under: Am I High?, Fashion, Natalie Portman

Am I high on Allegra and Nasonex, or does Natalie kinda pull this off:

Oh sure, the dress looks like the ball of wadded-up Kleenex that adorned my desk BEFORE I broke down and got the Allegra and Nasonex. But if anyone could pull off wadded-up snotty tissues, it’s Natalie.

And my IKEA GUSTAV birch-veneered desk, of course.

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  1. Aunt J says:

    Aunt J thinks the dress weighs more than Natalie.

  2. librarian kathleen says:

    This looks like one of those things people construct from toilet tissue at bridal showers.

    But, if anyone could wear it, Natalie is the one.

  3. Indian, Please! says:

    Indian, Please! wants Natalie to wear his turban.

  4. It's British Bitch says:

    Dear God. Muh-Dunna’s going to get a beat-down from Alexis Carrington when she finds out she’s nicked her frightful 80’s scarlett frock. Guy always looks like she made him go out with a huge butt-plug up his ringpiece.

    Indian Please! Indian THANK YOU for getting your hair out for the girls recently via gravatar as requested. The non-delivery of chips and chocolate is forgiven as it was a fine show of flowing locks. Sorry I’m only remarking on it now - I was away on a biz trip.

  5. dew says:

    And to make it that much worse, she’s wearing black shoes with it. She can’t afford to buy a pair of white shoes?

  6. Annie says:

    Right. Little Natalie throw on anything, as far as I’m concerned but the shoes seem a strange choice.
    Likewise Madge’s seem an odd color. Maybe it’s the photo.

  7. leoNY says:

    Gives new meaning to the thought of being blown by Natalie Portman…ahhhchoo!

  8. It's British Bitch says:

    Annie: I crack up every time I see your gravatar, it’s classic!

  9. Demon Kitty says:

    LOL@British Bitch regarding the Alexis Carrington comment.

    I agree with your comment about Madonna and Guy. What was he thinking when he married her?

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