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	<title>Comments on: The Natalie Portman Factor</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Demon Kitty</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11842</link>
		<dc:creator>Demon Kitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 03:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL@British Bitch regarding the Alexis Carrington comment.

I agree with your comment about Madonna and Guy. What was he thinking when he married her?</description>
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<p>I agree with your comment about Madonna and Guy. What was he thinking when he married her?</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11711</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 05:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Annie: I crack up every time I see your gravatar, it's classic!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Annie: I crack up every time I see your gravatar, it&#8217;s classic!</p>
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		<title>By: leoNY</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11654</link>
		<dc:creator>leoNY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 14:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gives new meaning to the thought of being blown by Natalie Portman...ahhhchoo!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gives new meaning to the thought of being blown by Natalie Portman&#8230;ahhhchoo!</p>
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11647</link>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right.  Little Natalie throw on anything, as far as I'm concerned but the shoes seem a strange choice.  
Likewise Madge's seem an odd color.  Maybe it's the photo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right.  Little Natalie throw on anything, as far as I&#8217;m concerned but the shoes seem a strange choice.<br />
Likewise Madge&#8217;s seem an odd color.  Maybe it&#8217;s the photo.</p>
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		<title>By: dew</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11639</link>
		<dc:creator>dew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 07:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And to make it that much worse, she's wearing black shoes with it. She can't afford to buy a pair of white shoes?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And to make it that much worse, she&#8217;s wearing black shoes with it. She can&#8217;t afford to buy a pair of white shoes?</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11630</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 06:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear God. Muh-Dunna's going to get a beat-down from Alexis Carrington when she finds out she's nicked her frightful 80's scarlett frock. Guy always looks like she made him go out with a huge butt-plug up his ringpiece. 

Indian Please! Indian THANK YOU for getting your hair out for the girls recently via gravatar as requested. The non-delivery of chips and chocolate is forgiven as it was a fine show of flowing locks. Sorry I'm only remarking on it now - I was away on a biz trip.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear God. Muh-Dunna&#8217;s going to get a beat-down from Alexis Carrington when she finds out she&#8217;s nicked her frightful 80&#8217;s scarlett frock. Guy always looks like she made him go out with a huge butt-plug up his ringpiece. </p>
<p>Indian Please! Indian THANK YOU for getting your hair out for the girls recently via gravatar as requested. The non-delivery of chips and chocolate is forgiven as it was a fine show of flowing locks. Sorry I&#8217;m only remarking on it now - I was away on a biz trip.</p>
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		<title>By: Indian, Please!</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11620</link>
		<dc:creator>Indian, Please!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 03:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Indian, Please! wants Natalie to wear his turban.</description>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11607</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 23:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This looks like one of those things people construct from toilet tissue at bridal showers.

But, if anyone could wear it, Natalie is the one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This looks like one of those things people construct from toilet tissue at bridal showers.</p>
<p>But, if anyone could wear it, Natalie is the one.</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/22/the-natalie-portman-factor/#comment-11594</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 20:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J thinks the dress weighs more than Natalie.</description>
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