Thanks to alert reader, Heather, for this critical side-by-side analysis:
LEFT: Jordin Sparks at the American Idol Season 7 Grand Finale in L.A.
RIGHT: Spaceballs‘ Dot Matrix doing her best to keep Princess Vespa safe
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good one! i have to give it to dot because of her fancy boots.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 amHow the hell does one look in the mirror at that and think it looks great?!
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 amDot, since she’s wearing
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:42 amthe britney spear’s boots
that never come off.
Aunt J thinks Dot bears a striking resemblance to Posh!
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:05 pmDot Matrix, no question.
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:34 pmAunt J: Dot Matrix looks more approachable than Posh Spice.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pmOh, Jordie…how fast you let yourself go…
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:53 pmThe Swartz is not with Jordan lately.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:09 am