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Terrence Howard threatens to kill his teenage daughter’s boyfriend. Wow, and I thought it was bad when my dad wouldn’t let us go to the movies. “You’ve ruined my LIFE, dad!” [Dlisted]
Joss Stone makes her indie film debut like so many others — by kissing another chick. [Fatback]
Handbags by Mischa Barton. She should call it “The O.C.”: Over-hyped Crap. [Gabby Babble]
It’s the age-old philosophical question: If Paris Hilton blogs about her new MTV reality show and no one’s around to care, would her eye still be wonky in the forest? [POTP]
National Enquirer claims JESSICA SIMPSON CHEATS ON ROMO — WITH TWO GUYS! Hmmm… do Paves and Papa Joe really count? I thought they were part of the package. [popbytes]
While most boys dream of getting “Grand Theft Auto IV,” Celine Dion’s son dreams of becoming a wax figure. [Ayyyy!]
Amy Winehouse going to rehab facility in Israel? Mazal tov, Amy! (Thus ending Candy’s vast knowledge of Hebrew.) [Seriously? OMG!]
Candy - that is a brilliant pic. Not sure who the bird is who is out-wonking Wonky McValtrex but she’s working it!
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pmIf a wonk is in the forest, its’ still a wonk!
May 24th, 2008 at 1:40 amBased on the pic — separated at birth: Kelly Osborne and Pete Doherty.
Re T. Howard: he’s just done step one and two in assuring that his daughter will definitely keep seeing this guy, or some other mad love that comes along.
Re Paris: that eye must be the reason she’s always posing and tilting her head in that “come hither” way. Great line, Candy.
May 25th, 2008 at 3:12 pm