This man is thinking what as he looks at J.Lo?
1) Dear god, I think I see Marc’s head peeking out of that bag;
2) When did Mary-Kate get so tan?
3) Duu-uude. Know what would REALLY make her outfit? A cord for her sunglasses — just like mine!;
4) I hope she’s not carrying the twins in there;
5) Next dinner, maybe I should reconsider mixing Vicodin with Goldschläger;
6) None of the above. He’s thinking ____________________.
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…geesh this bitch is loaded and she only tipped me a five!
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:57 am….why is her face so orange?
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:13 am#3. his cord is hot!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 amHe’s amazed she’s wearing even more makeup than Christina Aguilera!!
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:29 pmOh, it’s definitely #1, plus leoNY’s comment.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pmIs that Jamie Spears? He is rarely seen without the Sunglasses on Cord look. I’m worried - why isn’t he at home keeping an eye on Brit-Brit? A minor fender-bender can be only moments away.
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 pmI say #1 and then #5.
May 26th, 2008 at 8:41 pm