The Harry Potter Sex Toy

May 24, 2008 | Tags:

For… kids?

Hmmmm. Sounds like it cast a spell:

Rictusempra (Tickling Charm)

Pronunciation: ric-tuh-SEM-pra
Description: The subject experiences the sensation of being tickled.
Seen/Mentioned: Used by Harry on Draco in Chamber of Secrets.
Suggested Etymology: Latin rictus meaning “open mouth”, and Latin semper meaning “always”.
Notes: This spell takes the form of a jet of silver light.

Yep, that sounds about right.

[Thanks, Mark. Original Source]

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  1. miss e says:

    i would change it to rectum siempre

  2. mhj says:

    Shares in Mattel are sky-rocketing…

  3. Dr. L. says:

  4. aine says:

    ‘Always Open Mouth”??

    Draco, you little harlot…

  5. Michael C says:

    “She like its special effects - so does her 17 years old sister”

    Made me LOL

  6. sugarbear says:

    Man, why didn’t I have toys like that as a kid?

  7. It's British Bitch says:

    Typical. Regulators spoiling kids’ fun as usual. The adventurous ones will have to go back to riding their rocking horse extra hard like I did. Snicker.

  8. Purchasing Puppet says:

    SOLD! *sly wink*

  9. Jenn says:

    very,very funny!! - but I would like to know what the story above is about as well - ‘childen were screaming. It was total panic.’

  10. Demon Kitty says:

    I want to watch Hermione/Emma Watson ride that.

  11. Demon Kitty says:

    I never knew that “potty” was a verb now! Does to “potty” mean to masturbate in British English now???!!!!

    Oh please let it be! I want more filthy misunderstandings between us and the U.K.!!!! “Fanny” is NOT ENOUGH!!!

  12. It's British Bitch says:

    DK: potty = nuts, crazy. I may have to create a whole new verb “to potty” though. e.g. “I looked at pics of Pink and pottied”; “everytime I see the Jodie Foster naked dive scene in Nell I want to potty” etc etc

  13. Scarlett says:

    In case any of you want to start looking for this broom Don’t bother this article is nearly 6 yrs old and has just been revived through digg it’s old news, but still funny.

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