While most people are considering auctioning off their children in order to afford gas (true story), Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have splashed out $60 MILLION buckeroos on a 35-bedroom house in the French Riviera.
The estate comes with its own vineyard, moat, lake, field with ponies and a huge forest, so no one will be able to take pictures of them or the kids.
Wow, reminds me of MY home growing up! We, too, had a… field in the neighborhood.
You know what this news means for us, right? KEG PARTY AT THE JOLIE-PITTS! Hell, we could have it in one of their wings, and they’d never even know. Zahara will help guide us through the forest, I’m sure — as long as we promise her the first keg-stand.
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My gosh, that looks like an entire village.
May 26th, 2008 at 3:58 pmmeh, looks like a fixer-upper
May 26th, 2008 at 5:34 pmThe top right of the aerial picture looks like strip mining is taking place in the area. I think they’ve been ripped off.
May 26th, 2008 at 7:06 pmI immediately thought of the parking lot in where was it Santa Barbara?) that allows homeless people to sleep in their cars at night. Middle aged people becoming homeless in today’s economy and they can’t get a job because they are “too qualified”. I think Brad and Angie should open their new french riviera to these people. Also, the home that Bradgelina is not using now -the one in New Oleans - they should let everyone who couldn’t get a FEMA trailer live in there.
May 26th, 2008 at 8:21 pmI agree DK. Hate to here about these excesses when so many are in need!
May 26th, 2008 at 8:50 pm35 bedrooms?
May 27th, 2008 at 3:18 amExactly how many kids are they intending to adopt/have?
Yeah,whatever happened to them moving permanently to New Orleans to inject the local economy with all their servants/nannies/bodyguards and misc. staff? Oh yeah,thatwent the same way as Ange taking 2 years off after adopting Pax-what was it,like 9 days before she started flming one of 3 movies? Hypocrites.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:28 pmAlthough I adore Brangelina as a gossip standby, this does prove their complete remove from the lives of normal folk.
Which, in turn, casts doubts on the legitimacy of their so-called charity work, particularly in New Orleans.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:08 pm