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MARIAH: You see this rock? It means we are in love, darlings - in LOVE!
NICK: Heh, heh. It also means I get a HUGE allowance now!
MARIAH: A head-over-heels, Hello Kitty kind of love…
NICK: The kind of love that buys you Bentleys!
MARIAH: Really, these past few weeks have been a dream come true. I feel like a real-life princess who’s finally found her Prince Charming.
NICK: I never even DREAMED I’d have this much money! Holy shit! I’M SO RICH I CAN’T STOP FREAKIN’ SMILING!! Like, check it out: Last night, I dried my hands with hundred-dollar bills just because, you know, I can. SUCK ON THAT, NICKELODEON! BWA-HAA-HAAAA!
MARIAH: Shut up, darling, or Mama’s gonna take away your Louis backpack.
NICK: Yes, ma’am.
What is “a Hello Kitty kind of love”?
May 27th, 2008 at 10:16 amIs that gravatar Bindi?
May 27th, 2008 at 10:17 amHilarious Candy!!
Mariah is obsessed with Hello Kitty, Dr. L and that looks like Clay Aiken to me.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:28 amHmmm. Thanks, Dances with, but I’m not sold on Clay Aiken. Candy will clarify, I’m certain.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:30 pmIt is indeed Mr. Aiken.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:25 pmAh, the joys of young love.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:01 pmCandy: That is a genius guest gravatar. The Gay-Kin often has it’s trap open like that. It’s looking to hoover up a ton of baked goods brought to his concerts by his loyal fans from their homes in Iowa, Kansas, West Virginia, Oklahoma and Nebraska. He really is a vile individual with a tragically gullible fan base.
May 27th, 2008 at 9:29 pmBrilliant dialogue Candy!!
Oh, and IBB, “tragically gullible fan base” - couldn’t have said it better myself!
May 27th, 2008 at 9:45 pm