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The Original Fergie, Duchess of Weight Watchers, lashes out at critics of her daughter’s “healthy” body. Somewhere Beatrice is cringing, “Thanks, Mum, but you shouldn’t have. REALLY.” [Dlisted]
Hilary Duff does her civic duty, demonstrating to the public why they should just say no to high-waisted pants. [Lainey]
Amy Winehouse doesn’t let some silly skin lesions get in the way of her partying. Good for you, Amy! [Celebrity Smack]
Tony Romo isn’t finished making booty calls, er… I mean, forging a life-long romance with Jessica Simpson. [Fatback]
Michael Lohan says Lindsay’s relationship with Sam Ronson is “evident to anyone with half a brain.” Meanwhile, doctors marvel that Dina continues to function with her quarter-brain. [POTP]
Pictures of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale celebrating Kingston’s 2nd birthday in Malibu. Sorry I couldn’t make it, guys! It’s just that I, um… wasn’t invited. [popbytes]
Sean Penn is a barrel of laughs, as always. [Ayyyy!]
Katie Couric has a “big announcement” to make on the Today show. Good! It’s about time she and Al Roker went public with their affair. [Gabby]
Re Beatrice: You go girl! (But there is more flattering beach attire out there for you. And surely, you can afford it.)
Re Amy: Please tell me this pic is Photoshopped.
Re Sean: he’s always like this. It doesn’t seem to matter what venue. Even when he’s being honored, he behaves like a bored and ignorant punk.
Re Katie: She should have stuck with infotainment programming.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pmRight On! It’s a booty call with Romo. The “relationship and romance thing” are her fantasy spin on this.
Amy winehouse: 1-2 years to live; or until that nasty, nasty little contagion gets into your bloodstream and finds its way into your organs and brain. It will not be pleasant; Repent now. You are young and you can beat it.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:21 pmActually, Beatrice has a very nice body. librarian kathleen is right, though, on the right beach attire thing.
Dina Lohan ACTUALLY has some brain matter????
May 27th, 2008 at 7:28 pmall beatrice needs is a better top-more support for the girls.
then she’d look wonderful.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:12 pmWhat’s scary about Beatrice is not her curvy body. It’s the fact that close-ups of her face reveal the fact that she looks like her Dad (Prince Andrew) in drag. HOT ROYAL TRANNY MESS.
Her Mum, the Duchess of York, Plainly took the same maths classes as famed Sized 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Duchess claims Beatrice is a UK Size 10 (US Size 8), there’s just no way those splendiferous melons and that “big-bottom-talk-about-mud-flaps-that-girl’s-got-’em” could get in such a size. I’d have more respect if she said, she’s a size 14/size 16 and she’s in great shape.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:19 pmHmm where’s my Blackberry … must make a note to buy stock in Claire’s Accessories as Hillary Duff does not learn and continues to buy multiple pairs of gigantic ear rings from there.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:28 pmClick the link below to see Prince Andrew in drag … oops I mean lovely size 10 Princess Beatrice. LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-484122/Beatrice-film-star-takes-bow–ro
May 27th, 2008 at 9:00 pmSorry about the British Royal family: centuries of inbreeding have given them distinctive features.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:43 pmThank god for Diana, who gave those Windsors fresh blood, but forget about Harry, who does have the distinctive beady eyes of the Queen mum, Queen Eliz, Prince Philip, and him.
Have you seen Pharrell William’s latest line of furniture yet, Miss Candy?
http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_inc/5915876.html
May 28th, 2008 at 12:11 amYeah, she just needs to switch bathing tops. Get her to one of those Hollyrude designers, they’ll set her up!
May 28th, 2008 at 4:24 amThat will be a cute look on Sean when he’s 80.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:06 pmLOL @ Brit Bit ~ You crack me up.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:42 pmThanks Jenn.F. - glad you’re back.
Dr.L: “centuries of inbreeding have given them distinctive features.” I cracked up when I read that. Centuries of inter-breeding with the finest Arab horses is the only possible explanation for the unique dentition of the British royal family, in fact some believe Sarah Jessica Parker may have royal blood. Neigh! Giddy-up!!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 9:30 pm