Somewhere Papa Joe is lamenting, “Damn! I should’ve posted that message on Jessica’s double-Ds years ago!”
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That’s the best Pete has ever looked!!
May 27th, 2008 at 10:27 amHe won’t last long in that family, he’s got a sense of humour.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:19 amUgh. Such. A. DOUCHE.
May 27th, 2008 at 11:40 amI could never marry a guy that used more hair products
May 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pmand make-up than myself.
Wow. Let’s get Rumer Willis and Ashlee in a steel cage and then *ONE* *TWO* *THREE* *FOUR* *I DECLARE A CHIN WAR*. Ashlee’s horrid chin is mean and pointy and would probably be able to get some quick jabs in, I’d put my bet on Rumer though whose chin would play defensive until it got a chance to use it’s superior size and weight for a smack-down.
May 27th, 2008 at 9:22 pmYou know your shades are too big when you have to flare your nostrils just to keep them from sliding down your face!
ZING!
May 27th, 2008 at 9:43 pmCue Shaggy: Ms.Puppetastic! Super-Zing-tastic!
May 28th, 2008 at 10:00 amIBB: Oh yes! And let’s add the other chin warriors: Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Once again, it’s Thunderdome!
May 28th, 2008 at 7:13 pmExcellent idea Librarian Kathleen. I wonder if Witchy-Woo Celine Dion is available as a reserve?
May 28th, 2008 at 9:35 pm