Crest Whitening Strips; Richie’s Samborballs; the knife she twisted in Heather’s back; oatmeal with berries; pig excrement
May
27
2008
What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Denise Richards
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yes.
i’m embarrassed to admit i watched her show last night. it was one of the worst things i’ve ever seen.
May 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pmOops! I read “What I think her BREAST smells like”!
May 27th, 2008 at 2:03 pmAlso smells like some kind of pink wine which I just saw in the liquor store — the bottle is a cat! It looks like cologne that was sold way back in the day in the “five & ten” store (right beside the cobalt blue Evening in Paris bottles).
And no, I’m not making this up.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:55 pmHmmm yes on most accounts except the oatmeal and berries seems a little too sensible to me. I think she’d be the low fat, high GI junky type.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:37 pmSorry, librarian, you are dating both you and me. Stop that.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:16 pmOK someone has to say it:
I guess she’s brushed all of Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm off by now.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:54 pmThou dost conjure most upsetting imagery. I’ve always been seriously creeped out by this needle-nosed, Joker-faced automaton.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:18 pmAunt J thinks she looks like a pig herself.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:47 amI know, Dr. L., I know. Can’t help myself.
May 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pmViper Tetsu: “needle-nosed, Joker-faced automaton.” Now that is a brilliant line!
May 28th, 2008 at 9:39 pmIt’s British Bitch took mine!!!
My second guess would be a mixture of sweaty feet, pubes, and dollar store cologne.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:02 amSparky: feel free to repost “Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm” - it’s the correct answer for 10 points!
LMAO@ pubes and dollar store cologne!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:02 amI wonder how much of “Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm” Denise has HAD in her Sweet innocent virgin mouth ???
June 9th, 2008 at 8:59 am