Bronzer Shortage Alert — Rationing is Urged

May 28, 2008 | Tags:

After E!’s Giuliana DePandi-Rancic applied all of the available bronzer in New York for the American Women In Radio & Television Awards, city officials are asking its 5.3 million female residents (and Zac Efron) to start conserving bronzer, at least through the weekend.

The last time the city asked for voluntary rationing due to a drag queen-like approach to applying makeup was after Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy performed at Hammerstein Ballroom in January 2007.

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  1. Eize says:

    The area below her eyes are whiter than the rest of her.

    I want to get my buffer and buff that bronze until she glows!

  2. kathleen says:

    i think under eye concealer needs to be conserved as well. e-gads!

  3. Faylinn says:

    I blame this partially on Bill Rancic. He’s just about as orange as she is. That makeup “artist” needs to be fired and ran out of town.

  4. Puppet says:

    JLo has the same over-usage of under eye concealer as well.

    Pretty girls who destroy their appearance with too much damn make up!

  5. kathleen says:

    also - does she have a bit of the paris hilton wonky eye going on?!

  6. librarian kathleen says:

    This is make-up a la Alexis Vogel, an infomercial personage.

    I’ve always wondered, what’s with that hairline and forehead, Giuliana?

  7. It's British Bitch says:

    Librarian Kathleen: zing! love it.

    And so a new adjective was born: “DePandi Rancic” a synonym of rancid.

  8. debutante says:

    Wow, looks like she hogs up the Botox too !

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