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“I have no bloody IDEA how my Blackberry keeps landing on people’s heads. Perhaps I should switch to an iPhone? Yes, that’s it. I’ll test it out on my assistant, um… I MEAN, have my assistant test it out.”
What in the world is going on with her forehead?
May 29th, 2008 at 2:41 amYou know what she looks like? She looks like one of those crazy old hags in some market, like, Disney Princess Villaness wannabe, Instead of apples, she’ll offer Blackberries. Programed to give you a concussion.
May 29th, 2008 at 8:08 amShe looks drunk to me.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:17 amShe’s just coyly conversing with the simpleton next to her.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:30 amFast forward 30 years and I present to you…Zahara Jolie-Pitt. Drama queen.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:00 pmSister’s weave is broker than Britney’s; unless she is doing that bald patch in front as a sympathy gesture to Jude Law’s hairline. Nasty.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:38 amRight on Brit Bit!
Which job would be worse:
May 30th, 2008 at 12:54 amBeing Naomi’s assistant or one of Mariah’s entourage:
“I’m face blotter number three.” won’t get you laid, but
“And THIS is where she tried to shank me” will at least get some sympathy sex.
I’d opt for the Naomi job. You’d get sympathy shags and over six months you could set yourself up with a tidy pile of cash - bribes, out of court settlements, court settlements, selling story to press, tell-all book. I’m going to apply. Plus you could rip out more of the broke ass weave and claim self-defence, maybe even have a mate shoot that part on cell-phone video and then sell it. Ca-Ching!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:41 amI want them to send the bitch to jail.
What is going on with her weave anyway? Her plastic surgery looks like shit anyway.
Is she losing her hair?
Diddy, the other narcissist seems to be the only one who can put her in her place. That is the only thing I like about Diddy.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:34 am