Hey, I had no idea Mariah played for the New York Hoochie Mamas. Go, Hoochies! Brooke Hogan sure is one hell of a shortstop for them, although Shauna Sand really needs to work on her swing.
May
28
2008
Mariah Carey is a Serious Athlete
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Aunt J thinks Britney plays for that team too.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:43 amAnd maybe Jessica Simpson, too?
May 28th, 2008 at 11:47 amyeah, and Kim Kardashian’s the catcher
May 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pmLove the comb-over and hooker shoes.She is pure class.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:02 pmHilarious! I go away on vacation and this is what I come back to. New York Hoochie Mama’s. Classic! I’m sure she can run really well in those shoes too.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pmShe gives whore a bad name.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:04 pmThat’s no high-priced call girl.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:11 pmI’m sure those of you who know baseball terminology can come up with plenty of appropriate captions for this.
My question: Is there an extant photo of Mariah in which she does not have most of her flesh displayed?
May 28th, 2008 at 6:57 pmI believe Carmen Electra is also on the team; although she’s been banned for a couple of weeks for setting up that ridiculous portable stripper pole she’s currently hawking at third base at a recent fixture. She was so busy gyrating and “acting sexy” on said pole that Jenna Jameson managed to get a home run for the other side despite being weighed down by her huge plastic lips.
May 28th, 2008 at 9:19 pmGo Jenna!
May 29th, 2008 at 4:16 amShe makes my skin crawl…*shivers*
May 29th, 2008 at 2:06 pmMid: “Go Jenna!” classic! For one awful drunken moment I thought you were referring to Jenna Bush, who I could imagine she-hulking her way around all four bases in ridiculous attire.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:55 am