Comments on: Mariah Carey is a Serious Athlete

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Fri, 30 May 2008 07:55:52 +0000

Mid: “Go Jenna!” classic! For one awful drunken moment I thought you were referring to Jenna Bush, who I could imagine she-hulking her way around all four bases in ridiculous attire.

By: Puppet

Puppet — Thu, 29 May 2008 21:06:18 +0000

She makes my skin crawl…*shivers*

By: midevil

midevil — Thu, 29 May 2008 11:16:23 +0000

Go Jenna!

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Thu, 29 May 2008 04:19:05 +0000

I believe Carmen Electra is also on the team; although she’s been banned for a couple of weeks for setting up that ridiculous portable stripper pole she’s currently hawking at third base at a recent fixture. She was so busy gyrating and “acting sexy” on said pole that Jenna Jameson managed to get a home run for the other side despite being weighed down by her huge plastic lips.

By: librarian kathleen

librarian kathleen — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:57:00 +0000

I’m sure those of you who know baseball terminology can come up with plenty of appropriate captions for this.

My question: Is there an extant photo of Mariah in which she does not have most of her flesh displayed?

By: Dr. L.

Dr. L. — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:11:20 +0000

That’s no high-priced call girl.

By: midevil

midevil — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:04:06 +0000

She gives whore a bad name.

By: Jenn F.

Jenn F. — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:28:43 +0000

Hilarious! I go away on vacation and this is what I come back to. New York Hoochie Mama’s. Classic! I’m sure she can run really well in those shoes too.

By: jewed

jewed — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:02:36 +0000

Love the comb-over and hooker shoes.She is pure class.

By: aine

aine — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:55:42 +0000

yeah, and Kim Kardashian’s the catcher