You’re in luck!
The Indiana Jones actor, who recently admitted to GQ magazine that he “shit on himself until he was 12 years old,” is auctioning off his unwashed underwear from the film to raise money for Actor’s Equity:
How sanitary!
The eBay description says Shia’s underwear, socks and sweatpants come as-is, with “make-up stains, dirt, etc.” Bidding is currently up to $400.
“Make-up stains.” Huh. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Four-hundred bucks is too steep for me. I’m saving MY pennies for Harrison’s sweaty jockstrap.
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Ewwwwwww!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 11:29 pmgross
May 29th, 2008 at 4:15 amYep, it’s gross.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:16 amThat ends my thoughts of supper.
May 29th, 2008 at 5:27 pmDon’t most States have laws against selling used, crusty grundies? I slept through a good portion of the movie last weekend - benadryl+wine beforehand+booooorrring plot. However, based on some bits that I saw, if he did his own stunts there’s a good chance that the Y-Fronts come with skid marks for no extra charge.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:49 amP.S. If Cate Blanchett is selling her panties I might be interested.