Attention Event Coordinators!

May 29, 2008 | Tags:

Rob Schneider and his wife (?), pictured here at the premiere of likely Razzie contender You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, are available as TomKat stand-ins* for Bar Mitzvahs, Gay Pride events, local Scientology recruitment sessions and any time you want to mess with Oprah’s head.

So call 1-800-POOR-MANS-TOMKAT now! Rob’s mom, er… agent, er… we mean, operators are standing by. Seriously, please call… Rob’s out of a job until Adam Sandler makes his next movie.

*Suri sold separately.

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  1. Moonlight Dancer says:

    I honestly thought Rob was standing next to a man. I think the shadow covers the adam’s apple.

  2. Dr. L. says:

  3. lils says:

    Is that a lost Kardashian sister? Koko?

  4. librarian kathleen says:

    Never had much use for Rob (his best moments were on SNL in the copier skits), but who knew he was so broad minded? I say hooray for Rob and his transitioning wife…er, husband…er, partner.

  5. Dr. L. says:

    Rob and the Trans-man. The Tranzinator. The Trans-tress! Trans-A–tollah!
    Tranny-Tranny-in-come-free!

  6. B says:

    Oh yeah, that’s a man!

  7. It's British Bitch says:

    LMAO @ Lils. Too frickin’ funny. At least KoKo has her dick well tucked in.

  8. Vern says:

    Am I the only one to appreciate the cinematic masterpieces that are/is “Duece Bigelow-American Gigolo”?

  9. It's British Bitch says:

    Vern!! Yay yay yay you are back! I’ve missed you!! “Deuce Bigelow-American Gigolo” - a masterpiece of cinema in concept and execution. The European sequel is possibly even better. Je ne sais quoi!!

  10. Vern says:

    Thanks Brit Bit, I’ve missed you to!
    I loves me some Eddie Griffin, I think he steals the films.

  11. Joss says:

    I like that movie as well. I am such an idiot…

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