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Rob Schneider and his wife (?), pictured here at the premiere of likely Razzie contender You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, are available as TomKat stand-ins* for Bar Mitzvahs, Gay Pride events, local Scientology recruitment sessions and any time you want to mess with Oprah’s head.
So call 1-800-POOR-MANS-TOMKAT now! Rob’s mom, er… agent, er… we mean, operators are standing by. Seriously, please call… Rob’s out of a job until Adam Sandler makes his next movie.
*Suri sold separately.

















I honestly thought Rob was standing next to a man. I think the shadow covers the adam’s apple.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:48 amBeat me to it.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:48 amIs that a lost Kardashian sister? Koko?
May 29th, 2008 at 12:26 pmNever had much use for Rob (his best moments were on SNL in the copier skits), but who knew he was so broad minded? I say hooray for Rob and his transitioning wife…er, husband…er, partner.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pmRob and the Trans-man. The Tranzinator. The Trans-tress! Trans-A–tollah!
May 29th, 2008 at 3:54 pmTranny-Tranny-in-come-free!
Oh yeah, that’s a man!
May 29th, 2008 at 4:30 pmLMAO @ Lils. Too frickin’ funny. At least KoKo has her dick well tucked in.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:28 amAm I the only one to appreciate the cinematic masterpieces that are/is “Duece Bigelow-American Gigolo”?
May 30th, 2008 at 1:01 amVern!! Yay yay yay you are back! I’ve missed you!! “Deuce Bigelow-American Gigolo” - a masterpiece of cinema in concept and execution. The European sequel is possibly even better. Je ne sais quoi!!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:33 amThanks Brit Bit, I’ve missed you to!
May 30th, 2008 at 6:30 amI loves me some Eddie Griffin, I think he steals the films.
I like that movie as well. I am such an idiot…
May 30th, 2008 at 7:59 am