The Relationship of George Clooney and Sarah Larson has officially passed away, well after its time. It was one year old. Cause of death: Clooney’s fatal aversion to commitment.
The Oscar-winning actor/director, 47, and professional twinkie, 29, met in Las Vegas, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail waitress at The Whiskey Bar. Clooney has since squired her around the world in a desperate attempt to make his former love, Candy, jealous.
Ha! As if Candy doesn’t have more productive ways to spend her time.
*AHEM*
The Relationship of George and Twinkie is survived by George’s commitment to bachelorhood, Larson’s classy portfolio of pictures and George’s restraining order against Candy.
Thanks to the billion people who gave me a heads up about this! I clearly have quite a reputation.
she outed him as one of Hollywood’s green hypocrites - drives his prius to his gulfstream jet. One hope all the good things he does outweighs his carbon spewing.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:15 pmThey had little in common, or so they say.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:29 pmI dunno, sorry Candy, but I thought George finally found true love. Maybe he’s just running scared. This whole free to be a bachelor thing would make more sense if he was a whoremonger. But he seems to be a one woman man. Also, I couldn’t see Sarah being stupid enough to complain about him hanging out with his guy friends. So what freedom was he losing?
And he realized they have nothing in common? That didn’t occur to him four years ago, or even 1 year ago? And who exactly DOES match his profile–another award winning actress/director? But Julia Roberts is taken. Or is he taken with Julia? Is he pining for an old love? Should we look for him to be hooking up again with Reene Zellweger, Lisan Snowden, Krista Allen or Candy Kirby?
I dunno I’m baffled by Gorgeous George.
May 30th, 2008 at 7:27 amhaha Candy ! George is back on the market and I’m going shopping ! I’ll fight you for him !! Sorry, you seem nice, but all’s fair in love etc. etc.
May 31st, 2008 at 1:50 pm