Brain Candy: TGIF Edition

May 30, 2008 | Tags:

Angelina Jolie’s Vanity Fair cover. Two syllables: Day-um. [Lainey]

Bill Murray probably wishes it was Groundhog’s Day, and that he would wake up to a new day when he DIDN’T beat the crap out of his soon-to-be-ex-wife. [Celebrity Smack]

Amy Winehouse to sing for Nelson Mandela and raise awareness of AIDS and prevention. That’s right, kids — Amy says you should always have your OWN needle. Don’t share! [Gabby]

50 Cent’s real-life soundtrack: “Burning Down the House.” [POTP]

Lindsay Lohan goes to the Emergency Room with Sam Ronson, with whom she also plays doctor. [Seriously? OMG!]

Dr. Phil’s $200 Million Divorce! Shocking, I know — Dr. Phil is worth more than $200 million?! [popbytes]

Turns out, Angelina Jolie did NOT give birth. Oh, great. So I just drank those four celebratory martinis for nothingasdhadjfslzzzzzzzzzz. [Dlisted]

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  1. Dr. L. says:

    Annie Lennox: Stay far away from Amy winemouse.

    Bill Murrays’s soon to be EX: Where’s the evidence for physical abuse like hospital visit; and OF COURSE there’s alcohol use. You too, honey. Get the hell out, and NEXT! in line.

  2. It's British Bitch says:

    Amy WineMOUSE! Brilliant, that would be a great caricature of a rabid, ringworm/scabies/pox afflicted mouse with a bee hive and a crack pipe. More like Amy Winemouse stay away from Annie Lennox. Annie exudes elegance and style and has a truly incredible voice. Amy Winemouse sings like a pissed-up Moose during rutting season. I have no fucking clue why she is so popular, she’s a talentless skank.

  3. It's British Bitch says:

    Great pic of Jess looking like a rain-drenched Saluki Candy. The Paves is the only person who could have concocted such a hideous weave.

  4. Dr. L. says:

    BB: We both agree on the talented and elegant Ms. Lennox.

  5. Michael C says:

    Re: Angelina’s Vanity Fair cover . .

    That’s her showing off the twins!

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