Today’s high/lowlights: Clay Aiken poised to become a daddy and Sharon Stone poised to become a Goodwill Ambassador to China.
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Fag hag baby batter!!! Candy, you could pen headlines for UK rag the Daily Mail!
Mutt Lange looks like that big fuzzy dog that plays the piano off the muppets. I wonder if Shania got tired of his demands for “furry” sex?
May 30th, 2008 at 1:11 amAunt J loves Candy YV!
May 30th, 2008 at 8:16 amOops, Aunt J meant to say TV.
May 30th, 2008 at 8:17 amno sharon stone movies? time to pack my bags for china!
great job, as always.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:18 amGreat background in your tv episode, Candy!
Hilarious about the Gayken. Artificial is the only form of insemination that would be taking place there.
IBB ~ Rolph! His name was Rolph! But that aside, allegedly Mutt had an affair ~ so Shania ended the marriage.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:28 amLoves it. More!!
May 30th, 2008 at 2:15 pmThree words: No. Wire. Hangers.
Tee hee, Candy, you da bomb.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:17 pmJenn.F. - thanks for clarifying, maybe Shania can hook up with Rolph, he seems like her type.
May 30th, 2008 at 11:52 pmVery funny. Love the hair, are you doing something different with it?
May 31st, 2008 at 11:01 amEnjoyed seeing Ashlee’s “hoedown dance” again. Candy, is that a Ford tractor, not a John Deere, you’re driving?!
May 31st, 2008 at 7:11 pmI also seeing enjoyed Ashlee’s HO-down again. I think the “F” on Candy’s tractor is the beginning of the word “Foxy”. It’s a ploy to attract Clooney’s eye now he is available. I grew up rurally so I’m an expert at identifying people “too sexy for their tractor”; Kenny Chesney need not apply he has Wing-Nut ears; but Candy is waaaay to sexy for that tractor
June 1st, 2008 at 3:42 am