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"The best humor columnist living in her house!"
--Fabricated News Weekly
"As funny as Jane Eyre!"
--National Life & People Enquirer of the World
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--Larry King, CNN


HAhahahhahaa! That’s hysterical.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pmthe second picture is even funnier - Henry is thinking “please don’t eat my head”!
May 30th, 2008 at 1:27 pmHusband-stealin’ ho.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:01 pmWow, on that third pic she looks twenty years older
May 30th, 2008 at 2:05 pmI love her. What a beautiful family.
Julia’s not the ho, Danny is!! Same with Brad Pitt.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:13 pmShe looks like a completely normal mom enjoying a day with her baby.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pmp.s. Stell - I look 20 years older when I’ve been up all night with a baby, too.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:47 pmOy. That ginormous Carly Simon style mouth, and those cavernous nostrils (she always looks as though she has just picked up an unpleasant aroma)… eek.
She has a right to a happy life, just like anyone else, but please
– explain to me why anyone ever thought she was a pretty woman.
Or thinks she is a good actor.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:08 pmShe has a big smile, infectious laugh, gorgeous hair and charismatic presence on camera. Give me Julia over the usual blond Hollywood robots any day!!
I know what you mean though librarian, I feel the same way about Angelina Jolie’s massive chapped lips and same tired approach to every role she takes but I know not everyone agrees with me.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:22 pmUm..all you anti-hat people. Take notice. THIS is the hat you should be offednded by.
May 30th, 2008 at 4:33 pmJulia is the luckiest woman on earth! She is a homely, gangly woman of limited talent who hooked a ride on the Hollywood gravy train. Her children appear malnourished, and as much as she claims to be a great mom her neighbors hate her for her self righteous, superior attitude and complete disregard for their privacy. She always seems as though she is making the supreme sacrifice to those who buy tickets to her schlocky movies in interveiws. She is looking old, and with her limited talent pool she needs to retire. Already!
May 30th, 2008 at 6:11 pmI’ve met Ms. Roberts. She is gracious, funny and a very enjoyable person. She is so not gangly, in fact she’s got a little junk going on. Her husband was very nice and down to earth. I also have a friend who has worked with her and has nothing but praise for her professionalism. OK, Vern. You are right about the hat. As always…
May 30th, 2008 at 8:37 pmVern - you need to have a “what not to wear” type show on cable. The twist is that you advise celebrities. I think it would be a winner. We’d also have Demon Kitty on for sweeps week, she would target repeat offenders who have already been told what not to wear! The ratings would be fabulous. Ladies, you like?
May 30th, 2008 at 11:46 pmP.S. that’s one cute baby
Isn’t that fab? Mini-Puppet is going to grow up with an excellent sense of humour 
May 30th, 2008 at 11:48 pmP.P.S. Vern - don’t know if you missed the post while you were away - fantastic news - Puppet and her hubby are adopting domestically
DK on for sweeps week: hilarious! She can be the color commentator.
May 31st, 2008 at 4:26 amI’m so flattered! I think it’s an inspired idea Brit Bit!
May 31st, 2008 at 5:47 amAnd DK as color commentator would be fabulous! But! I need a lovely co host!
Any interest Mateo?
*blink-blink* *flutter* *simper*
PS-Brit Bit-
could the queen be our first guest?
Momma PUPPET:
May 31st, 2008 at 6:05 amCongratulations! I am so happy for you and your Muppet!!!!
I’m in! Gosh. If I had a dollar for every time I said that…
June 1st, 2008 at 12:33 amYeah Mateo!!!!!!
June 1st, 2008 at 1:10 amWe’ll be perfect together!
Now, if I only get a dollar for every time I call you a slut!
Guilty as charged!
June 1st, 2008 at 3:17 amExcellent. Vern, Mateo and DK: Let’s prepare to shoot the pilot episode with the Queen (time for those pastel suits and flowery hats to go) and sweet Princess Eugenie, who seems like a lovely girl, she just needs to dress in a classic 1950’s style to show off her gorgeous hour glass figure.
June 1st, 2008 at 3:24 amOn the topic of offensive hats, check out this butterfly monstrosity sported by jolly hockey-sticks all round good egg Princess Eugenie at the wedding of another minor royal the other week:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7406598.stm
June 1st, 2008 at 3:28 amRight on jewed. Not to mention overrated, overpaid and over-fucking-exposed.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:09 am