Angelina Jolie supposedly, allegedly, potentially gave birth to her twins, reports Entertainment Tonight.
Although Angie’s Kung Fu Panda co-star Dustin Hoffman had told the Today Show her twins were due August 19, everyone knows Dustin is a little off his rocker.
French media reports have also surfaced, claiming Ang was with baby-daddy Brad when she gave birth at a Catholic clinic in Aix-en-Provence this past Sunday.
Her rep has not confirmed those reports.
In related news, Brangeloonies devoted fans of the couple are considering proposing a bill to officially change Christmas to May 25.
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Is the goal to have each kid be a citizen of a different country?
May 30th, 2008 at 9:45 amtwo unmarried people who’ve been divorced many times giving birth at a catholic clinic-
that’s pretty funny.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:10 amAnnie-I think that is correct. A veritable United Nations/Benetton advert of a family. It’s good that there will be so many of them,as they won’t live in one place long enough to make any other friends.
May 31st, 2008 at 1:00 pmi agree with martini lover.
May 31st, 2008 at 5:53 pm