Comments on: Sex Toy or Household Product? http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:05:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Angelina http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-18984 Angelina Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:15:47 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-18984 You people need to gen up on your sex toys You people need to gen up on your sex toys

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12172 Vern Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:34:13 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12172 Spot on Brit Bit-the Maddens are such posers! Spot on Brit Bit-the Maddens are such posers!

]]> By: Karen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12168 Karen Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:54:58 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12168 Forgive my ignorance, but I too am confused by #2. Isn't the end a little blunt? That can't be comfortable on entry, surely! Or is it an open-ended tube? If so, how does one prevent t from slipping and sliding? Or is that intended? Those bumps remind me of those mitts that you rub over your butt to supposedly reduce cellulite. Forgive my ignorance, but I too am confused by #2. Isn’t the end a little blunt? That can’t be comfortable on entry, surely! Or is it an open-ended tube? If so, how does one prevent t from slipping and sliding? Or is that intended? Those bumps remind me of those mitts that you rub over your butt to supposedly reduce cellulite.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12160 It's British Bitch Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:15:08 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12160 Vern: snicker! snerk! I think the first one would make a lovely wedding gift for Charlie and his new bride. He could put his banana in it so they can have sexy times without her being worried about the effect of his prostitute-tranny infested sperm on her va-jay-jay. It could also do "double-duty" for Benji Madden and Wonky McValtrex. It's high time he lost his virginity, he's SO grown-up with all those tattoos and it would offer protection against the many infections carried by the Wonk. Vern: snicker! snerk!

I think the first one would make a lovely wedding gift for Charlie and his new bride. He could put his banana in it so they can have sexy times without her being worried about the effect of his prostitute-tranny infested sperm on her va-jay-jay.

It could also do “double-duty” for Benji Madden and Wonky McValtrex. It’s high time he lost his virginity, he’s SO grown-up with all those tattoos and it would offer protection against the many infections carried by the Wonk.

]]> By: Moonlight Dancer http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12132 Moonlight Dancer Sat, 31 May 2008 17:52:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12132 2 for 3! 2 for 3!

]]> By: that_girl http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12117 that_girl Sat, 31 May 2008 07:25:50 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12117 I only got the middle right. The first one looks like a double ended dildo for lesbians. I only got the middle right. The first one looks like a double ended dildo for lesbians.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12091 Vern Fri, 30 May 2008 23:30:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12091 Ya know....if one uses #2 correctly it could also curl one's hair. I say "double duty" for # 1 AND 2! Ya know….if one uses #2 correctly it could also curl one’s hair. I say “double duty” for # 1 AND 2!

]]> By: Dr. L. http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12085 Dr. L. Fri, 30 May 2008 21:38:12 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12085 The first item can clearly do "double duty." ;) The first item can clearly do “double duty.” ;)

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12080 midevil Fri, 30 May 2008 21:12:34 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12080 Gee, Suzann, I'm a bit disturbed after looking at your Garey Busey icon and reading about your familiarity with sex toys--it's like I know TMI about Busey now! Gee, Suzann, I’m a bit disturbed after looking at your Garey Busey icon and reading about your familiarity with sex toys–it’s like I know TMI about Busey now!

]]> By: danceswithpoodles http://candykirby.com/2008/05/30/sex-toy-or-household-product-3/#comment-12079 danceswithpoodles Fri, 30 May 2008 21:11:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1872#comment-12079 The last one looks way too complicated!! The last one looks way too complicated!!

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