In case your invitation got lost in the mail, I thought you might like to know Charlie Sheen wed Brooke Mueller in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills last night.
Guests included father Martin Sheen and brother Emilio Estevez as well as Eric Dane and his wife Rebecca Gayheart. Charlie’s ex-wife Denise Richards was not in attendance, which was a surprise given that their relationship remains loving and cordial.
This is the third marriage for the Two and a Half Men star, 42 — I’m sure the third time’s the charm! — and the first for Brooke, 30, a real estate agent and a former actress, like most everyone else in Los Angeles.
Only CandyKirby.com has a look at some of the beautiful wedding cards they received:
I woulda thought he would have sprung for a tricked out Dolly like the one that starred in “Lars & the real girl.”
May 31st, 2008 at 12:21 pmI’m sure he’s got a whole house full of them, Vern. That one above is his travel doll ~ fits in a suitcase very conveniently.
May 31st, 2008 at 2:07 pmThat doll is his true love. Her name is Dolly Real (real doll). He should marry her. It would last longer than his other pathetic marriages.
May 31st, 2008 at 3:22 pmYeah, that doll is not his Real Doll–because Real Dolls have a hard time fitting into luggage, poor things. Aw, that card is so cute, though! Adorbale!
May 31st, 2008 at 4:33 pmaww…Judy the Travel Doll!
May 31st, 2008 at 11:11 pmI wonder how long it is until she find out about Marsha the Wensday Afternoon doll?
Or Sarah, The Quickie Before Work doll?
Or One-Handed Susie, who’s buried in the garden in her cheerleading uniform and only dug up on Saturdays?
Yikes Jenn F.! You’ve created a monster and Aine knows where it lives!
June 1st, 2008 at 1:02 amAre we sure it’s Brooke Mueller and not shemale Brooke Hogan that Charlie married? We all know he’s into prostitute trannys - they get under his skin and they infest his sperm. In any case the Lady Boys of Bangcock were maids of honour at the wedding.
P.S. Brooke Mueller has a serious case of “Reese-Witherspoon-chin”.
June 1st, 2008 at 3:19 amThose are some very romantic cards!!
June 1st, 2008 at 11:28 amThat first card is fu**ing hilarious!
June 1st, 2008 at 9:50 pmHi Puppet - Vern&I left you messages back on the Henry Moder thread; just a heads up, I know you are very busy these days
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:59 amBrooke Mueller’s clearly a fucking idiot.
June 2nd, 2008 at 6:15 pmThey deserve each other.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:56 am