Jun
1
2008

Pop Quiz: Kat(i)e Holmes and Tom Cruise at the MTV Movie Awards

Filed Under: Pop Quiz, TomKat

The most “interesting” part of this photo is:

1) Suri obviously cut Katie’s bangs;

2) Katie is proudly showing off Tom’s baby bump;

3) Even after staring at them for fifteen minutes, you’re STILL not sure which is which;

4) Katie’s wearing a wool coat when it’s 75 degrees here in L.A.;

5) That’s the same chick who used to play Joey Potter on Dawson’s Creek. No, SERIOUSLY! It really is;

6) None of the above. The most “interesting” part is ___________.

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15 Responses to “Pop Quiz: Kat(i)e Holmes and Tom Cruise at the MTV Movie Awards”

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  1. Eize says:

    Number 2!!!

    About time too. Tom will finally know what it’s like to have post-partum depression and Katie will tell him “Xenu says ‘Suck it up, sissy!’”

    Karma will be sweet for Brooke Shields.

  2. It's British Bitch says:

    LOL@Eize. I assume John Travolta is the daddy (unless Xenu gave Tom an immaculate conception).

    #5 is my best guess. Katie looks so different from her Dawson’s Creek days and not in a good way.

  3. midevil says:

    They hid the turkey baster.

  4. jewed says:

    Number 2 definitely-let’s see that wee wanker do a silent labor birthing!

  5. that_girl says:

    #1. Katie and I offically have the same haircut, but I have the better bangs. :-p

  6. Dr. L. says:

    OMG, jewed! Tom is a wee wanker!

  7. ShameAboutRaisins says:

    Actually, that’s a pretty stylish hairdo for Katie…she looks slightly less “Stepford Wife” here.

  8. Punishing Puppet says:

    Yahhh, silent birth for Tommy Too Short! I’d pay money to see that one. :)

  9. dew says:

    OMG! Katie looks like a stereotyped alien-abductee (which is quite fitting in this context).

  10. Stanley says:

    Agreed, #2 for sure!

  11. frewt says:

    Tom’s journey to Dorksville is almost complete, next he’ll be sporting horn rimmed glasses and wearing zip up cardies.

    That, and number 2.

  12. Eize says:

    It’s British Bitch - John went to Tom in his Hairspray drag and touched his belly.

    And can someone confirm if Katie has had some cheek implants done…

  13. It's British Bitch says:

    Eize: snicker snort! bet Tommy went backstage and ran his hand over all John’s pretty dresses. You’re right, Katie is looking very “chicken cutlets” (yes, I stole that phrase from D-Listed).

    jewed: “wee wanker” classic!

  14. Karen says:

    Yuck, he is just revolting.

  15. Annie Nonymous says:

    Where are John, Paul, George and Ringo?

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