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I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about the way these young ladies look that gives me a serious hankering for a lollipop…
The Lollipop Gang Arrives at the MTV Movie Awards
Jun 1, 2008 | Tags: Awards
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Can’t focus on them: I’m too busy drooling at Mr.Depp: “My boy lollipop, he makes my heart go giddy up!, he is my one desire, he sets my heart on fire”
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:52 amThat whole line-up makes me kind of want to barf. And it’s not the tequila this time. Lohan needs to stop, get a job somewhere else, if only so we don’t have to look at the elephant genes that have surfaced in her knees. God. She is so gross! When the prettiest girls at the part are Zac, Will and Mr, I mean Ms. Willis, there’s a problem in town. Why is Lord God King Depp hanging out with Skankage? Hehe… I just made up a word. Vern?
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:23 amThe elephant in the room: Rumer Willis. I’m beginning to think she may a have a bone disease, kind of like the “Elephant man.”
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:37 amAh Mateo,
You have innocently exposed Lohan’s reason for her obsession with the leggings! Elephanta Knees*! You are allowed 3 Margaritas for your pain and suffering!
*Seen mostly when women remove their “mom jeans” but also available on 21-to 45 year old hookers.
We watched Sweeney Todd last night and even all gnarled up Lord God King Depp was unnervingly fetching!
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 amWhy on earth do those last two tools get any press at all? It is entirely annoying that we reward crappers like them with fame and money.
Will you bloggers and other writers never learn?! Candy, you need to stop including the likes of them in your posts!
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 amI don’t think Vern and I get that much press. But we’ll take what we can get. It’s good for our upcoming reality show. I do think “tools” is a little harsh, though. You don’t know us (ala Springer)!! Oh. I see now that you were writing of Ms. Skankage and Monsieur LaDouche. Sorry if I offended.
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 amMateo, Are you sure about who she meant?
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:13 pmThat Peeved Puppet can be a Peevish Puppet like instantly-she has a yarn-hair-trigger temper!
We Might just be the tools!
However, publicity is GOD! Oh wait, maybe it’s GOOD! Whatev!
I hope you guys are drunk on air for your shows.
Can I be the sexpert who never gets laid?
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:40 pmMateo, he can’t be hanging out with them… just happened to be sharing the same carpet. Amazing how he can just wear jeans and still show them all up.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:03 pmLord God King Depp was bestowing his magical and majestical presence on all the little folk who had doth amused and pleased him much with the bestowing of trivial popcorn trinket….
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:57 pmGosh Mid,
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 pmIt wouldn’t be a party without you!
Vern, Mateo, Dr.L, Mid, Jenn F. *stop* can’t breathe* *more hysterical laughter* *gasp*
Neigh-neigh SJP appears to have ice-skated to the do judging by her boots. Benjizz Madden looks like he’s just come from performing a lead role in the Blues Brothers to a booing and hissing crowd at a local mall. I thought he was wearing Rachel Ray’s keffiyah for a moment as well, I guess we can throw rocks at him anyway for being with Parasite Stilton-Pussy.
Frewt: verily Mr.Depp doth pleaseth the little folk muchly.
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:49 pmP.S. keep forgetting to comment on your quality avatar.
Dr.L: could Rumer have acromegaly? The chin-of-horror seems to be growing.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:17 pmverily, he does indeed Brit Bit and it wouldst please me much to romp with the Lord God King Depp betwixt the linens!
Re the avatar, here’s a close up version worth a look:
http://daddytypes.com/2007/11/05/borats_stuffed_thong_or_knitted_icons_the_most_complete_list.php
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:01 pm