Jun
1
2008
Wanted Alert
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Think I need to get out more. I've become fluent in cat. 17 hrs ago
wow-that’s what my boobies looked like when I was breastfeeding. I remember I had a cleavage whilst LYING DOWN…wtf?! Didn’t have the trowelled-on make-up though,or the weird ‘Soft Cell’ husband.
June 1st, 2008 at 11:18 amHer boobs look like they’re made out of misshapen clay. Is that normal??
June 1st, 2008 at 11:26 amvein much?
June 1st, 2008 at 11:49 amWow, those things are downright painful looking.
June 1st, 2008 at 2:02 pmShe’s nasty. The years weren’t kind to her. She used to be a cute girl, but never pretty. I miss the sweet girl who’s dreams had just come true and was grateful for it. Xxxtina is so trashy. No amount of caked on makeup will change that.
June 1st, 2008 at 3:57 pmI think the caked on makeup adds to the trashy.
June 1st, 2008 at 4:24 pmshe’s like a tranny hooker.
OK. First of all, these aren’t the best pictures from the event. In others, she looks pretty damn good from the boobs down (except for the shoes, eew). Also, she did just have a baby in January, so, well, she “filled out” a bit. But that makeup! Oh dear. Oh my. Hold me. If she scares grown (?) men, what is she doing to that poor child? I call for an intervention! Think of the children…
June 1st, 2008 at 5:42 pmAnd besides mammary abuse–what’s the charge for hoarding all the fake tan, red lipstick, and hair bleach?
June 1st, 2008 at 6:29 pmTotal fake tan-hoarding.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:41 pmHow long does it take her to wash all the gunk off?
June 1st, 2008 at 6:53 pmIt’s just so irritating that a woman with a great voice has to resort to shoving her fake tits in everyone’s face as if she had no talent like a Jessica Simpson instead of finding some really good songs and singing them!
June 1st, 2008 at 8:17 pmI agree Vern. I’m all for new moms taking pride in their appearance, but there’s a classy way of doing it (Halle Berry) and then there’s X-tina. Every time I see Bat Boy I crack up. Dude looks beat, like he’d love to be back-home hanging upside down in the attic getting some shut-eye.
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:56 amShe has cellulite!!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:43 pmIt’s good to know skinny people get it!
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:44 pmI’m with Vern. I always think it’s such a shame that she works it like a hooker on overtime. She really doesn’t need to, unlike most of the other idiots in Tinseltown. She cheapens herself.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:05 pmUm. I think Vern was referring to me in drag. But if you want to keep picking on Christina, by all means… My ego is fragile enough already.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:56 amOh…aha…uh..sorry Mateo. You always see right through me! You do have a lovely voice, though.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:50 amomg, i can see her veins. painful. I wouldnt like to be any of her boobs.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm