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	<title>Comments on: Wanted Alert</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: z</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12326</link>
		<dc:creator>z</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg, i can see her veins.  painful.  I wouldnt like to be any of her boobs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg, i can see her veins.  painful.  I wouldnt like to be any of her boobs.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12290</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh...aha...uh..sorry Mateo.  You always see right through me!  You do have a lovely voice, though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh&#8230;aha&#8230;uh..sorry Mateo.  You always see right through me!  You do have a lovely voice, though.</p>
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		<title>By: Mateo</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12289</link>
		<dc:creator>Mateo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um.  I think Vern was referring to me in drag.  But if you want to keep picking on Christina, by all means...  My ego is fragile enough already.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um.  I think Vern was referring to me in drag.  But if you want to keep picking on Christina, by all means&#8230;  My ego is fragile enough already.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12252</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm with Vern. I always think it's such a shame that she works it like a hooker on overtime. She really doesn't need to, unlike most of the other idiots in Tinseltown. She cheapens herself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with Vern. I always think it&#8217;s such a shame that she works it like a hooker on overtime. She really doesn&#8217;t need to, unlike most of the other idiots in Tinseltown. She cheapens herself.</p>
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		<title>By: Sara</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12243</link>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's good to know skinny people get it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s good to know skinny people get it!</p>
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		<title>By: Sara</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12242</link>
		<dc:creator>Sara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She has cellulite!!!</description>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12197</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree Vern. I'm all for new moms taking pride in their appearance, but there's a classy way of doing it (Halle Berry) and then there's X-tina. Every time I see Bat Boy I crack up. Dude looks beat, like he'd love to be back-home hanging upside down in the attic getting some shut-eye.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree Vern. I&#8217;m all for new moms taking pride in their appearance, but there&#8217;s a classy way of doing it (Halle Berry) and then there&#8217;s X-tina. Every time I see Bat Boy I crack up. Dude looks beat, like he&#8217;d love to be back-home hanging upside down in the attic getting some shut-eye.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12187</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's just so irritating that a woman with a great voice has to resort to shoving her fake tits in everyone's face as if she had no talent like a Jessica Simpson instead of finding some really good songs and singing them!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s just so irritating that a woman with a great voice has to resort to shoving her fake tits in everyone&#8217;s face as if she had no talent like a Jessica Simpson instead of finding some really good songs and singing them!</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12186</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How long does it take her to wash all the gunk off?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How long does it take her to wash all the gunk off?</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/01/wanted-alert/#comment-12185</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Total fake tan-hoarding.</description>
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