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Time for Sex! Yup, I’m one of those silly ladies who’s going to drink too many cosmos and wear heels that are too high at a Sex and the City show tonight. That’s okay, laugh at me — I’ll be too tipsy (and/or too distracted by my blisters) to care, anyway. Cheers!
Clint Eastwood only has praise for Angelina Jolie, and his life during the prairie times. [Lainey]
Nick Hogan is the new Paris Hilton. Only with smaller feet. [Celebrity Smack]
Kelsey Grammer has a heart attack. Sending good vibes his way. [Gabby Babble]
A pregnant Jessica Alba lounging in a bikini in her pool, while the paparazzi stalk her in the bushes of her own home. How… sweet! [POTP]
Some candid pictures from the MTV Movie Awards. [popbytes]
No teddy bear deserves this. [Ayyyy!]
R.I.P Bo Diddley, arguably one of the best names of all times. Really, I can’t stop saying it now. Bo Diddley, Diddley, Diddley… [Seriously? OMG}
Speaking of the Hogans…you haven’t seen the pics of Linda Hogan with her “20 year old” beau, haven’t you? Yeah, I put the guy’s age in quotation marks for a reason.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:53 pmEize: are we sure it’s Linda Hogan’s boyfriend? word is Brooke gets a Nixon-esque five o’clock shadow if “she” doesn’t shave three times a day.
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 pmI see SJP is channeling tragic looker Barbaro. Tres stylish.
Dear god. That poor teddy. I believe the sexual practice of wanking on soft toys is referred to as “plushies”. VERY disturbing.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:04 pmBrit Bit-
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:08 pmI saw the butterfly hat you pointed out a few posts back. THat was way more criminal than the teddy abuse!
The butterfly hat was truly an atrocity. The masses should have been given fruit to throw to try and dislodge it from her head.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 pmIt’s British Bitch - the source says it’s a guy young enough to be Linda’s kid, but lighting doesn’t seem to be too good on the dance floor…
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pmAh I see, Linda Hogan is America’s answer to Donatella Versace but less classy (if that’s even a possibility)?
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 pmEize: he lacks Linda’s “jazz hands” but he’s working the shot with the glass of water.
Frewt: good call on the Donatella Versace. Hard to tell whose skin is leatherier though.
June 2nd, 2008 at 11:14 pmI got it! Candy, what are you doing in that crowd scene?? You scene stealer, you!
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:58 amI’ve just seen a Heather Mills look alike on the street… That woman gives me the creeps!
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:17 amCandy, there were a number of 16 year olds in cocktail attire and stillettos at the showing I went to of the SATC movie…I made fun of them, I must say. It was a 1:30PM showing at a small theater in an affluent, predominently Jewish suburb of Philadelphia. It was a little bit insane. It’s not as though they could go out for ACTUAL drinks after! Also, they intermittently sobbed/hysterically laughed throughout the movie…and there were about 20 of them in a nowhere-near-crowded theater…sorry about the long story–it was just so odd.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 amDr. L — Thanks for noticing! Finally, my (imaginary) big-screen debut!
Joss — That *is* a little strange. I’m also surprised the theater was fairly empty. My friend and I went to a 7 p.m. show on a Monday, and it was sold out. No groups of 16-year-olds, though. Mostly 25-35-year-olds… who intermittently sobbed/laughed hysterically.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 amRebecca, check this out. http://haiku15minutes.blogspot.com/2008/03/heather-mills-rewrites-beatles-glass.html
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 pmYeah, it was dead empty-I was shocked. But it was at a small theater, and it had been rather pouring…though I thought that would contribute TO the crowds, not work against them.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 pmCandy are you sitting next to George Will?
June 4th, 2008 at 1:57 pmAnnie: great haiku, I love your avatar. I start giggling every time I see it.
Dr.L. - I was so busy sizing up SJP’s form to see if she was worth a bet in her next derby race that I totally missed the Candy in the second row.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pm