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CANOODLING PARTICIPANTS: Cameron Diaz and The Artist Formerly Known as Puff Daddy, Puffy & P. Diddy
WHERE: A guarded private room at SoHo’s Sub-Mercer lounge; Prince’s basement
WHEN: March; last Friday, May 30, 2008
WHAT: Laughing; holding hands; spoon-feeding bread pudding; probable bumping of uglies
WHY: They’re just enjoying the benefits of working in Hornywood.
This has been an important public service announcement from Candy’s Canoodling Bureau.
He is so damn egotistical. Eww, I won’t like her if this is true… until they are done.
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pmThey are perfect for each other:
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pmshe doesn’t want to commit right
now, he won’t commit…
I doubt they’re an item, they probably just smoke gigantic doobs together.
June 2nd, 2008 at 4:28 pmOh shit Jenn F.! I can’t believe that didn’t even cross my mind! You’re so right! They weren’t kissing, she was blowing her “hit” into his mouth.
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pmJenn.F - phew! thank you. That makes perfect sense. They weren’t snogging, he was just giving her a blowback. My supper can now stay in my stomach.
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:06 pmBumping uglies? What you mean he was giving her um, ‘oral pleasure’ in public? Oh the shame.
On a serious note, Cambo’s eternal party girl routine is getting a little tired.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 amI agree, frewt. IMO, she can’t pull it off anymore. She’s just glomming on Diddy for some free publicity.
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:55 amPretty Lady.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:55 am