MARC: Oh, come on, Poshy-poo. It’s not THAT bad.
POSH: Shut up. I hate you.
ALT: We were just messing with you, love.
POSH: Shut up. I hate you AND your bejeweled turban.
ALT: No, you don’t. You love it. You want to get one for Becks!
POSH: Not particularly. Although your coat would make a lovely tent for our next party.
NAOMI: Oh, come on. You couldn’t have SERIOUSLY thought that photo shoot for Marc was for real…!
POSH: Shut up. I hate you AND your Hammer pants.
NAOMI: I mean, really, the look on your face when you found out the shoot was simply part of Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher’s new reality show, “America’s Next Top Homeless Crack Whore Model”… well, it was truly priceless!
POSH: As will be the look on YOUR face when you find out you have to spend six months in prison wearing an unflattering poly blend ensemble.
NAOMI: Shut up. I hate you.
the four self important stooges.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:46 pmI love this Candy!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:35 amALT looks like a deranged baker.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:12 amFantastic!
June 4th, 2008 at 8:37 amAnnie: I think I just piddled a bit when I read “deranged baker”! Sad thing is he reckons he looks like a grand puhbar.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:49 amIn other news: the parks system in Florida has seen a sudden and dramatic drop in the alligator population. “It’s bizarre” said parks spokesman C.U. Layter. “It’s as if a massive cull had taken place under cover of darkness and every corpse we find has been skinned”.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pmSpeaking of piddle IBB, you just made me!
June 4th, 2008 at 8:53 pm