Brain Candy: Tuesday Edition

Jun 3, 2008 | Tags:

Marcy, who thinks she’s a dog, purrs as soon as Candy gets the leash

Now that Jennifer Aniston has Cameron Diaz’s sloppy seconds, it’s only fair that Cam get Jen’s sloppy seconds.  It’s all so… sloppy. [Lainey]

Tatum O’Neal says she is “relieved” she was caught buying crack cocaine.   Somewhere, the dealer is thinking, “Oh yeah.  It’s just great.  FABULOUS!”  [Celebrity Smack]

It’s curtains for Mario Lopez and A Chorus Line.  [Seriously?  OMG!]

$15 million for Brangelina twin pictures?  Well, that should pay the rent on their $70-million chateau… for a month or two.  [Gabby Babble]

If anyone knows beauty, it’s Amy Winehouse.  [POTP]

Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, saying her job is “something that burns.”  Which is also how men have described the after-effects of sex with Paris Hilton.  [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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  1. Eize says:

    Marcy is cute!!! :D

  2. Dr. L. says:

    “It’s not a hobby; it’s a need.”

    Thanks, Gwyneth, for speaking up for Tatum O’Neal.

  3. It's British Bitch says:

    Yay Marcy! strutting her stuff with the sassy purple leash. brilliant.

  4. Moonlight Dancer says:

    With that purple polka dot leash, I would say that Marcy is a Style Star! She is owning that look!

  5. Michael C says:

    I am eating dinner and made the mistake of clicking on the Amy Wineho picture.

    Ewwww!

  6. midevil says:

    I can’t believe Amy is only in her 20s.

  7. Vern says:

    Is that the pic before someone drops a house on Amy?

  8. It's British Bitch says:

    Vern: or a piano. The noise of a piano smashing on her totally numb coke-head would be far more musical than any of the “yak’s mating call” singing she does. I hate that stupid, tone-deaf skank with her fake cockney accent.

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