Eva attended last night’s CFDA Fashion Awards, where she appeared to be sweating out her position as the spokeswoman for a new product:
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her miracle boobs go well with her hooker makeup.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 pmshe really needs to stop it with the blue eye shadow.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:17 pmand that lipstick - yikes.
she’s really starting to look (in the face) like jessica biel. and no, that is not a compliment.
That’s one product I won’t need. *wink*
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:25 pmI could so use that product! Bye bye push up bras!
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 pmIt’s a ploy to distract attention from the Dirty Sanchez (or Diirrrrty Parker) gracing her upper lip.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 pmEvery time I see these picks I just think, She’s at a fashion awards event and that’s the best she could do?
She looks like she should be on a date at the local steak house, ordering only a salad and water.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:36 amPuppet: classic. You just described her look to a tee.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:05 pm