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	<title>Comments on: Eva Longoria Demonstrates New Miracle Gro Product</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/03/eva-longoria-demonstrates-new-miracle-gro-product/#comment-12415</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Puppet: classic. You just described her look to a tee.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Puppet: classic. You just described her look to a tee.</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/03/eva-longoria-demonstrates-new-miracle-gro-product/#comment-12391</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Every time I see these picks I just think, &lt;i&gt;She's at a fashion awards event and that's the best she could do?&lt;/i&gt;

She looks like she should be on a date at the local steak house,  ordering only a salad and water.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time I see these picks I just think, <i>She&#8217;s at a fashion awards event and that&#8217;s the best she could do?</i></p>
<p>She looks like she should be on a date at the local steak house,  ordering only a salad and water.</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/03/eva-longoria-demonstrates-new-miracle-gro-product/#comment-12361</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's a ploy to distract attention from the Dirty Sanchez (or Diirrrrty Parker) gracing her upper lip.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a ploy to distract attention from the Dirty Sanchez (or Diirrrrty Parker) gracing her upper lip.</p>
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		<title>By: that_girl</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/03/eva-longoria-demonstrates-new-miracle-gro-product/#comment-12355</link>
		<dc:creator>that_girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could so use that product! Bye bye push up bras!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could so use that product! Bye bye push up bras!</p>
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		<title>By: Eize</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eize</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's one product I won't need. *wink*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s one product I won&#8217;t need. *wink*</p>
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		<title>By: kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/03/eva-longoria-demonstrates-new-miracle-gro-product/#comment-12321</link>
		<dc:creator>kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she really needs to stop it with the blue eye shadow.
and that lipstick - yikes.
she's really starting to look (in the face) like jessica biel.  and no, that is not a compliment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she really needs to stop it with the blue eye shadow.<br />
and that lipstick - yikes.<br />
she&#8217;s really starting to look (in the face) like jessica biel.  and no, that is not a compliment.</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/03/eva-longoria-demonstrates-new-miracle-gro-product/#comment-12317</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>her miracle boobs go well with her hooker makeup.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>her miracle boobs go well with her hooker makeup.</p>
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