*CUE THE PITY VIOLINS*
Rumor has it that George Clooney didn’t just break up with Sarah Larson — that cad did it abruptly, leaving the former cocktail waitress and scorpion cuisine connoisseur so “shocked and heartbroken,” that she immediately moved back to Las Vegas.
Oh, honey. I’ve been there — I never even saw the restraining order coming. It’s true; George gave me no warning at all! Why don’t you whip me up one of those frozen drinks and we EGG (ex-girlfriends of George) can commiserate together?
Of course, Sarah may not be the sharpest tool in the shed because one of her friends tells FoxNews.com that, “She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated.”
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah… the only proposal you’re going to get out of THAT relationship is one from Hef to do Playboy. Yup, I give it one month till she’s doing the spread-eagle on a motorcycle. And we all know what that means: Won’t be long until Pauly Shore comes knocking on her door.
See, Sarah? Things are looking up already!
George is just a tool who doesn’t like committment. I hope Sarah will find someone better than him.
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 amGeorge has always said he doesn’t want to get married. She knew what she was getting into!!
June 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 amshe only lasted a year, Celine (the french one) managed to last three
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:32 pmEveryone seems to forget about him and Zellweger. Weren’t they actually together for a bit? Though she denies it, I guess. Oh geeze, who cares.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:35 pmYou can’t try to change George–you need to accept him for who he is–and if you love him, you will have no problem doing that. Are you ready for that kind of committment, Candy?
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:54 pm**I got in too late on the comments last time, so I’m reposting this!**
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I dunno, sorry Candy, but I thought George finally found true love. Maybe he’s just running scared. This whole free to be a bachelor thing would make more sense if he was a whoremonger. But he seems to be a one woman man. Also, I couldn’t see Sarah being stupid enough to complain about him hanging out with his guy friends. So what freedom was he losing?
And he realized they have nothing in common? That didn’t occur to him four years ago, or even 1 year ago? And who exactly DOES match his profile–another award winning actress/director? But Julia Roberts is taken. Or is he taken with Julia? Is he pining for an old love? Should we look for him to be hooking up again with Reene Zellweger, Lisan Snowden, Krista Allen or Candy Kirby?
I dunno I’m baffled by Gorgeous George.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:34 pmor maybe the sex was great at first and now he’s tired of having nothing to talk about.
he and cameron diaz should date. they both like to have fun without commitment. george is at least better than diddy. gross.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:54 pmby the way her body looks like a boy’s here. yes, i said it.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:55 pmi agree on both counts, martini lover.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm1) george and cam should date.
2) sarah looks like she’s 10 years old in the picture.
I thought that was a picture of Miley Cyrus!
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:44 pmsomewhere in vegas, in some smokey vegas club, an ex-waitress is filling out an application. that’s all i’m saying
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:09 pmVern: perfect - she can have a new career as a Miley Cyrus impersonator. The duds are very cheap to buy as seen on yesterday’s post.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 pmI’m saying it too Deanna. So true!
And, BLECH(!) to that picture! *shudders*
June 4th, 2008 at 8:56 pm