Worst Celebrity Tattoos

Jun 3, 2008 | Tags:

Which one gets your vote as THE worst?

1. Clay Aiken

2. Rachael Ray

3. Britney Spears

4. Tom Cruise

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  1. Dr. L. says:

    Let’s see…the wistful Clay Aiken? The cue ball Britney? The joker smile Rachael?
    Nope; I’m going with the emoting green eyes of Tom Jesus Cruise!

  2. martini lover says:

    rachael because it doesn’t even look like her!

  3. kathleen says:

    clay and rachel are frightening me. i think i am going to have nightmares.

  4. Kinvaras says:

    I actually like the clay aiken one,it’s disturbing as hell. And nobody here knows who clay aiken is.

  5. aine says:

    people actually imprinted these images into their skin?!
    gross!

  6. Eize says:

    How is #4 Tom Cruise??? :/

    Also: SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!! Only here at Candy Kirby’s blog, ladies and gents!!! (And wtf_inc!)

  7. Eize says:

    comment gremlins are eating my comments!!!

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  9. Vern says:

    Who cares about tatoos when that bitch Lily Allen is stealing my hair style?!!!

    Where is Mateo when I need him to fix me a Mojito?

    And, can someone please tell me if the spots on Britney’s teeth are freckles or the artistic addition of cheeto dust by the tatoo artist.
    Either way, the clumpy mascara nails it for me. Britney for the win.

  10. Mateo says:

    Sorry, I was out getting my “Vern” tattoo. OK, it’s just a transfer. Would you like a classic mojito or pomegranite (full of anti oxidants…)?? Oh, and yeah, Britney Frapp-Stain all the way!!

  11. Candy says:

    Tom Cruise has been called the “Christ” of Scientology, Eize:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article29344.ece

  12. Eize says:

    Oh, that insulting thing Scientology came up with. Mph!

  13. Peta says:

    Why on earth would I want Bald-and-Roided Britney on my skin for the rest of my life?O_o

    I actually thought the Rachel Ray tat was a badly done rendition of Miley Cyrus. Whoops!

  14. It's British Bitch says:

    Vern/Mateo: No way! I’ve got a Vern tattoo too!

    Rumour has it Lily Allen also has a Vern tattoo and a “W” on each ass cheek - WOW!!!

  15. Mateo says:

    I heard that Lord God King Depp was having “Wino Forever” changed to “Vern Forever”. It’s just what I heard. When I was in France.

  16. Rebecca says:

    No! Tell me these ain’t real! :O

  17. Vern says:

    *Sniff* I do feel a little bettter knowing that you’ve honored me with your tats!

    Mateo,
    Thank you darling, I’ll have the Pomegranite version, seeing how it’s breakfast time.

    And Brit Bit,
    It’s not just a rumour (willis)!

    Lilly’s tat says “WOW Vern”
    Not that I’ve seen it or anything…
    But I can’t confirm anything you’ve heard about Puffy’s tats.

  18. Vern says:

    Oh and Mateo,
    You heard correctly about Lord God King Depp!
    Alas though, he only did it to be like you!

  19. midevil says:

    I refuse to get a Vern tat, but I will gladly copy her hair style.

  20. It's British Bitch says:

    Puffy has a full back tattoo of Vern; my hairdresser’s second cousin’s deli guy’s brother did it.

    I’m voting for bald Britney - working with the subject’s freckled skin to create a cheeto-dust speckled masterpiece is true body art.

  21. It's British Bitch says:

    BTW - is that a beard on GayKin or a previous tattoo of a big f-off slug or What???

  22. honda_honey says:

    Wow. Who in their right mind would tattoo ANY image of Britney Spears on their body PERMANENTLY??

    Even worse that its the bald version of Brit from her umbrella freakout.

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