Best of all, she’s clutching a Glamour award.
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2008
Totally Sober: Lily Allen
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Dear Miss Lily Allen,
I know you think you’re cool, but it takes a real woman, not a puppy,
to handle the
wearing o’ the pink hair.
You should just give it up or I shall be forced to sick my vunderkind producer
It’s British Bitch
on you, and trust me, you won’t like it when she gets all Naomi on your punk ass!
And give those shoes back to the poor homeless person you took them from!
Vern
ps call me!
June 4th, 2008 at 10:28 amDear Miss Lily Allen
This is a cease and desist notice. As my beloved protege Vern has indicated we will not tolerate your attempt to steal her unique style. Any further pink hair shennanigans will result in a beat down Naomi style, in fact rather than just throw my blackberry I may shove it up your Lily White Ass as well.
We will also sue you (or something)
IBB
P.S. I’m Royalty so you can’t sue me. Great feature of the British Legal system Crown Vs. Whoever i.e. I AM the law.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pmP.P.S. leave the awards shows to Vern in future - she can drink like a sailor and still sashay out and give a credible response to the paparazzi.You’re a lightweight.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pmThank you Brit Bit!
You sure showed her! You are the shiznit with the blackberry!!
But…Um…Speaking of Sailors…any around? I mean, you know, not for me, they’re for…Mateo..yes, that’s it! Mateo wants to hang with the sailor boys!
June 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pmYou’re welcome Vern. I cannot tolerate that hussy Lily Allen attempting to steal your impeccable ‘do.
Now, let’s go and find some sailors for Mateo, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:11 pmShip has docked in Honolulu. Lots of SeaMen… I like their hats. But I find their pants to be ill-fitting. That could be a focus on our show: Project Military!!
June 5th, 2008 at 4:39 amMateo: Project Military! Brillinat. Can you and Vern train them to do a tightly choreographed version of Thriller like those prisoners?
June 5th, 2008 at 8:47 amBrit Bit,
June 5th, 2008 at 11:44 amI love the Project Military theme, but I must defer all choreography to my fabulous Co-host!
I could help with the pants fittings, however!