Comments on: Totally Sober: Lily Allen

By: Vern

Vern — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:44:38 +0000

Brit Bit,
I love the Project Military theme, but I must defer all choreography to my fabulous Co-host!
I could help with the pants fittings, however!

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:47:19 +0000

Mateo: Project Military! Brillinat. Can you and Vern train them to do a tightly choreographed version of Thriller like those prisoners?

By: Mateo

Mateo — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:39:37 +0000

Ship has docked in Honolulu. Lots of SeaMen… I like their hats. But I find their pants to be ill-fitting. That could be a focus on our show: Project Military!!

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:11:14 +0000

You’re welcome Vern. I cannot tolerate that hussy Lily Allen attempting to steal your impeccable ‘do.

Now, let’s go and find some sailors for Mateo, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

By: Vern

Vern — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:49:11 +0000

Thank you Brit Bit!
You sure showed her! You are the shiznit with the blackberry!!

But…Um…Speaking of Sailors…any around? I mean, you know, not for me, they’re for…Mateo..yes, that’s it! Mateo wants to hang with the sailor boys!

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:43:26 +0000

P.P.S. leave the awards shows to Vern in future - she can drink like a sailor and still sashay out and give a credible response to the paparazzi.You’re a lightweight.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:41:20 +0000

Dear Miss Lily Allen

This is a cease and desist notice. As my beloved protege Vern has indicated we will not tolerate your attempt to steal her unique style. Any further pink hair shennanigans will result in a beat down Naomi style, in fact rather than just throw my blackberry I may shove it up your Lily White Ass as well.

We will also sue you (or something)

IBB

P.S. I’m Royalty so you can’t sue me. Great feature of the British Legal system Crown Vs. Whoever i.e. I AM the law.

By: Vern

Vern — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:28:57 +0000

Dear Miss Lily Allen,
I know you think you’re cool, but it takes a real woman, not a puppy,
to handle the
wearing o’ the pink hair.
You should just give it up or I shall be forced to sick my vunderkind producer
It’s British Bitch
on you, and trust me, you won’t like it when she gets all Naomi on your punk ass!
And give those shoes back to the poor homeless person you took them from!

Vern

ps call me!