Crack Loops, Gore-Tex lip implants, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Newport 100s, the blood of unsuspecting bats
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…and a big bowl of wrong.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pmPlus Kurt’s ashes. She claims they’re missing from a pink, furry bag (cute name for her choo-cha eh?). It’s almost certain she’s pulled some kind of “Keith Richards” with them.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:30 pmEveryone knows the Keith-Richards-snorting-his-dad’s-ashes story was just a joke, (which was obviously lost on some people).
If Keith Richards wouldn’t actually snort human ashes, why would Courtney Love? He’s way more hard-core than she is.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pmoh … it’s was a joke. Thank you. I’d never have realised that. I’m always serious, never joke you see.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:07 pmirony is obviously lost on SOME people also…
Round off that list with a hint of Stoli Lemon Ruski (zero calories you know) and you’ve got Love’s 5 basic food groups.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:39 pmLove the Avatar frewt! Borat and Amy W.! LOL
June 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pmThanks HT, they’re actually hand knitted dolls! (some people have waay too much time on their hands) for a good close up and explanation go to:
http://daddytypes.com/2007/11/05/borats_stuffed_thong_or_knitted_icons_the_most_complete_list.php
June 4th, 2008 at 9:24 pmShe has more personal hygiene than Britney.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:20 amFrewt: wow. I can’t believe there’s a pattern book out there to knit Borat and Amy. Why??? great find - there’s some creepy other stuff on that site too e.g. old ladies with life-size Mr.T dolls … my mind boggles!
June 5th, 2008 at 7:07 pm