Thanks to alert reader, Miss Mezza, for helping me reunite these long-lost twins:
LEFT: Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man
RIGHT: Clay Aiken as Baby Batter Donor in real life
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Miss Mezza - brilliant! so happy they are reunited, they can go on Oprah.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:27 pmObviously, Gwyneth is the prettier of the sisters.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:49 pmAnd if Clay updated his wardrobe and buy make-up at Revlon, he’d look WAY prettier.
(Found that at http://www.planethiltron.com/)
June 5th, 2008 at 8:01 pmHow on earth a woman can look at this dude (and I use the “dude” term loosely) and think, That’s a good looking straight man who would give anything to make sweet love to me if only we had the opportunity to meet…”…Fuuuuuck, I’ll just never understand.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:14 pmThat’s the creepy, queer Clay Aiken.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:38 pmHe’s turning into an old woman.
June 6th, 2008 at 1:46 pmI can’t explain it. He looks better and worse than bfore all at once. I have an idea for twins: Fabio and Mufasa from The Lion King. You could photoshop his face on Mufasa’s body and call him The Loin King.
June 7th, 2008 at 5:49 pmPsychochick: snicker! whinny! snort! snerk! brilliant.
Perplexed Puppet: but have you seen the Claymates website that Candy posted the other day? Anyone delusional enough to have a Clay-themed vacuum cleaner cover could certainly talk themselves into believing that he is straight. All it takes is a couple of strong, delusional personalities and the rest will follow as a herd due to crowd psychology.
June 8th, 2008 at 1:04 am