Jun
5
2008

Ode to Natural Beauty

Filed Under: Beauty, Lordy

When I think of natural beauty, I think of the sun’s rays bouncing off a freshly fallen snow. The sight of a stranger helping another stranger. The look on Clooney’s face when he realized I was The One.

And, of course, the most naturally beautiful wonder of all…

Maxi Mounds, winner of the Guinness World Record for the world’s largest breast implants for her 36MMMs and winner of the equally prestigious Candy’s Favorite Name Ever Contest. And that’s no booby prize!

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  1. martini lover says:

    they’re like a car wreck, i want to look away but i can’t.

  2. Dr. L. says:

    Her painful expressions sums it up. That surgeon should be sued. By somebody.

  3. aine says:

    How is that even attractive?

    it looks like she stuck coconuts under her skin! and they look just as hard.
    her back must be made of steel…

  4. Panurge says:

    It looks like beachvolley keeps her body in shape!

  5. Eize says:

    My back is hurting just looking at her.

  6. Jenny says:

    Her nipples are on the bottom?!?!? Sick sick sick sick.

  7. It's British Bitch says:

    She’s got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

  8. k8e says:

    For a second I thought Coco had taken up yoga…

  9. It's British Bitch says:

    Wondering “how do they do that …?” D-Listed reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.

  10. Peta says:

    I hope they take a photo of her in 15 years. I could use a laugh around then.

  11. Eize says:

    Will she still have them in 15 years, Peta? I suspect they’d have exploded by then.

  12. Jenn F. says:

    Jesus… I guess she needed something to distract people from her face… and she had to keep going bigger and bigger before people stopped screaming. Now they just stare in horror.

  13. that_girl says:

    This ain’t attractive. If any man finds those skin covered beach balls hot, I would slap him so hard. Small breasts are beautiful. In 10 years, those breasts will most likely explode.

  14. stell says:

    At least they make the rest of her body look slim! XD
    But this is too disgusting. She cannot possibly be proud of looking like that.

  15. Rebecca says:

    One day they’ll just fall off. Ouch!

  16. Annie says:

    I have a friend who paid for some regular Cs and she said it was the most painful thing she had ever gone through, including child birth….can you imagine?….her skin, stretching, stretching, stretching….POP!

  17. Vern says:

    K8e is onto something.
    You just know Ice T is going to be like:
    “Bitch, if she can do it, you can do it!”

  18. Michelle says:

    “It’s not a tumor, they are just implants!”

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