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	<title>Comments on: Ode to Natural Beauty</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12562</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"It's not a tumor, they are just implants!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not a tumor, they are just implants!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12559</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>K8e is onto something.
 You just know Ice T is going to be like:
"Bitch, if she can do it, you can do it!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>K8e is onto something.<br />
 You just know Ice T is going to be like:<br />
&#8220;Bitch, if she can do it, you can do it!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12552</link>
		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a friend who paid for some regular Cs and she said it was the most painful thing she had ever gone through, including child birth....can you imagine?....her skin, stretching, stretching, stretching....POP!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a friend who paid for some regular Cs and she said it was the most painful thing she had ever gone through, including child birth&#8230;.can you imagine?&#8230;.her skin, stretching, stretching, stretching&#8230;.POP!</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12545</link>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One day they'll just fall off. Ouch!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One day they&#8217;ll just fall off. Ouch!</p>
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		<title>By: stell</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12530</link>
		<dc:creator>stell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least they make the rest of her body look slim! XD
But this is too disgusting. She cannot possibly be proud of looking like that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least they make the rest of her body look slim! XD<br />
But this is too disgusting. She cannot possibly be proud of looking like that.</p>
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		<title>By: that_girl</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12527</link>
		<dc:creator>that_girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This ain't attractive. If any man finds those skin covered beach balls hot, I would slap him so hard. Small breasts are beautiful. In 10 years, those breasts will most likely explode.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This ain&#8217;t attractive. If any man finds those skin covered beach balls hot, I would slap him so hard. Small breasts are beautiful. In 10 years, those breasts will most likely explode.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12521</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus... I guess she needed something to distract people from her face... and she had to keep going bigger and bigger before people stopped screaming. Now they just stare in horror.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus&#8230; I guess she needed something to distract people from her face&#8230; and she had to keep going bigger and bigger before people stopped screaming. Now they just stare in horror.</p>
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		<title>By: Eize</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12517</link>
		<dc:creator>Eize</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Will she still have them in 15 years, Peta? I suspect they'd have exploded by then.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will she still have them in 15 years, Peta? I suspect they&#8217;d have exploded by then.</p>
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		<title>By: Peta</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12513</link>
		<dc:creator>Peta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope they take a photo of her in 15 years.  I could use a laugh around then.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope they take a photo of her in 15 years.  I could use a laugh around then.</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/ode-to-natural-beauty-4/#comment-12512</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wondering "how do they do that ...?" D-Listed reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wondering &#8220;how do they do that &#8230;?&#8221; D-Listed reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.</p>
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