According to my calculations, that should buy Candy about 22,500 rolls of paper for her gift wrapping room. Or 1,565 balls for her bowling alley.
Congrats, Candy! I couldn’t be more thrilled for you. Really.
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Is it just me or are her eyebrows…unnaturally high? Gives her that lovely “Grinch Who Stole Christmas Look,” which doesn’t go so well for someone who has a room for wrapping presents…
June 5th, 2008 at 1:15 pmit’s not just you laura. i don’t think that’s where her eyebrows originally began, if you catch my drift. i think she kinda looks like a weird puppet.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pmChrist, that’s $90,000.00 an eyebrow and that’s the best she could get?
June 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pmEven the best surgeon cannot make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear!
June 5th, 2008 at 6:45 pmSomeone say “Puppet”?
June 5th, 2008 at 8:22 pmI wonder if she would adopt me ? I wouldn’t be an embarassment to her like Tori. I swear.
June 7th, 2008 at 9:50 am